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Men - want to get shut off from sex? Get married!

Here is 65 pages of posts from men who have been shut off from sex after getting married.

A few quotes:

17 years of being denied sex
Welcome to the misery of marriage - we didn't warn you ahead of time, because we like the company.

If you don't have kids and she's already shutting you off, you are in for a long, lonely haul - usually happens after the 2nd kid - women just don't have the need like we do.

You'll have 3 options:
Divorce
Get used to flagging your mule
Get really good at begging her


Six years and the gate slammed shut. During my routine physical at age 45, the doctor asked me if I had any "erectile dysfunction". I thought to myself, "Hell yeah, I've got a boner you could cut glass with and nowhere to put it, 'cause I'm married".

I actually envy my couch potato peers who need Viagra.


a friend once told me if you put a marble in a jar every time you had sex with your significant other before you got married and then took a marble out every time you had sex after you got married, you would never empty the jar of marbles.

i thought he was crazy, then i got married, now i got myself a jar full of marbles.


Men: DO NOT MARRY UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DENIED SEX.
Original post by MarriageSucks
Here is 65 pages of posts from men who have been shut off from sex after getting married.

A few quotes:







Men: DO NOT MARRY UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DENIED SEX.


I'm loving the enthusiasm for the subject bro as well as the username, it shows that you're dedicated to the subject but not all of the cases are like this, yeah sure a lot of them are but that's 80% (I'm a pro at this math stuff by the way)


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Original post by MarriageSucks

Men: DO NOT MARRY UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DENIED SEX.


So...when was your happy day?
Reply 3
Hardly news.

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