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What's your deepest, darkest secret?

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Original post by Anonymous Coward
Double bed. Added thrill.
Ha fair enough funny guy
Not exactly my "deepest, darkest secret", but it's the only one that springs to mind that I'm willing to share.

My family all think I'm doing really well and having fun at university. Whenever they ask I always say I'm doing fine and go out with people often, but the reality is the complete opposite. I have basically no proper friends that I regularly talk to, and I've hated most of the SU bar events I've been to. I'm not enjoying the social side at all
Original post by Anonymous
I enjoy when I do better than people. I'm modest outwardly, but inside I'm jumping for joy and screaming "in your face ****!". I don't think I'm better than anyone, but it add a pep in my step when I come out on top occasionally and when it comes effortlessly it feels even better.

This fact this mentality is probably really common worries me but I think it's because I confuse people's ability to care and be caring to others with people's drive and want to be the best at everything and always win/think they're amazing. There's obviously an overlap but I hope these exist independently in most people as well. If that makes sense...
Original post by Anonymous
I enjoy when I do better than people. I'm modest outwardly, but inside I'm jumping for joy and screaming "in your face ****!". I don't think I'm better than anyone, but it add a pep in my step when I come out on top occasionally and when it comes effortlessly it feels even better.


You must be rather unhappy.
I once ate some 'After Eights' at 7:30
I can't believe people are revealing their secrets so easily!
My best mates boyfriend is my ex, they've been together three years but neither of us have said anything to her.
Original post by Anonymous
I know a lot of you are going to be outraged by this, but the only reason I started to date my GF of 9 months is because she reminded me of a girl I liked her for years who I never had a chance with ...


I have no secrets. I'm an open book.
I'm also lying.
There is a treasure chest of secrets.
But if I tell you

I'd have to kill you.
Original post by ForgettingWhatsername
I don't actually have a Master's degree :ninja:

It's okay. I don't even have a bachelor's degree yet.
That I'm actually Batman......honestly.......I'm Batman.
*dives off roof and flies away
I watch tentacle hentai...and I'm a girl (not that it matters). Also I try really hard to find ones that are not rape-themed which is an actual struggle.
About someone I miss...
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Original post by Anonymous
I watch tentacle hentai...and I'm a girl (not that it matters). Also I try really hard to find ones that are not rape-themed which is an actual struggle.


I'm no expert, but isn't that like trying to find Snow White that isn't Seven Dwarves themed?
Once I get to University, preferably St. George's, UCL, KCL or QMMS to study medicine. I am going to convert to Islam because I think the religeon is beautiful! As you can imagine I want to go to uni in London because of the amount of Musilms in London and I can easily convert.
I've wanted to be a Muslim for a long time now. I'm 16, a white male and my family are all Christians. Not religeous at all. But christians. Whereas I despise being Christain and can't wait to convert to Islam. But my parents wouldn't want me to do it.
So I'm never going to tell them and I am going to become a muslim and never let my family know! That is my secret and one of my plans in life!❤️
Original post by queen-bee
I'm depressed but people think I'm okay


me to
I got diarrhoea in school in year 8, I had done really well all day but on the bus home I couldn't hold it in. I had the urge to go but thought it could hold until I got home. But the pressure kept getting bigger until I my ass gave up and I stood in shock as my pants filled up with diarrhoea. This was a true shock for me, I had never even wet myself since nappies.
Luckily my friends had gotten of at the previous stop so no one from school found out. But it was pure pain. I had to stand on a bus with **** hanging in my pants for about 5 minutes (which felt like hours). Then their was the awkward walk to my house, and then the worst part, getting home and bursting into tears when I told my mum I had am accident :'(
Original post by Anonymous
Once I get to University, preferably St. George's, UCL, KCL or QMMS to study medicine. I am going to convert to Islam because I think the religeon is beautiful! As you can imagine I want to go to uni in London because of the amount of Musilms in London and I can easily convert.
I've wanted to be a Muslim for a long time now. I'm 16, a white male and my family are all Christians. Not religeous at all. But christians. Whereas I despise being Christain and can't wait to convert to Islam. But my parents wouldn't want me to do it.
So I'm never going to tell them and I am going to become a muslim and never let my family know! That is my secret and one of my plans in life!❤️


Congratulations! As a fellow muslim I would like to ask (if you don't mind) what attracted you to Islam so that I could help teach others :smile:
I'm scared of failure. I know although I'm stronger than yesterday, I'm weaker than tomorrow :frown:
No one will ever know mine. Only my dad knows. And it will never be spoken of again.
Original post by Anonymous
I am a girl and I got addicted to pornography. I am still struggling with the images because they just pop into my head at the most ungodly hours. I struggle everyday and it is horrible. I just want to forget


Put your computer in a more public place, leave your phone on the shelf when you're at home etc. There are many articles online about how to deal with this issue!

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