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Five Words to Ruin a Date

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Groot
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Original post by beeninetytwo
"How often do you masturbate?"

That's something quite personal to ask a person you don't know on a first date imo :colonhash:

And yet I ask that question often on TSR to complete strangers. :colonhash:
Original post by Jeanlucpicard
Really?! You've just got to make a joke out of it really don't you. "You don't look a day over 20"..(providing they're over 20 ha)


Yes. He thought I was 27. I was 24. I really do not look that old. Most people think I look somewhere between under 18 and 21.
Original post by OU Student
Yes. He thought I was 27. I was 24. I really do not look that old. Most people think I look somewhere between under 18 and 21.


Am I right in saying the date didn't go very well? :tongue:
So, am I getting any?

You remind me of *insert Dad/brother/male relative/dog/any relative for that matter'.

I WANT A BABY NOW!!!!!!
Original post by Jeanlucpicard
Am I right in saying the date didn't go very well? :tongue:


Indeed you are. But this was the same date in which he turned up with no money and turned up stupidly early.
Original post by OU Student
Indeed you are. But this was the same date in which he turned up with no money and turned up stupidly early.


It's only up from there! :smile:
You must build additional pylons
Holy moly! Man the 'poons!
fk me you're fat. ****.
This is not a date :sadnod:
This isn't awkward at all.
Bye

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DerMann
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