Can someone outline how to become a doctor

If you don't look like John Carter your chances of getting a job as an ER doc go on a sliding scale down from:

Dr Doug Ross (aka George Clooney)
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Down to one of the hobos that comes and sits in the waiting room

You really are something special aren't you neilpatel?

I am pretty sure that at the rsch is is still A and E atleast that is what all the signs say