Most Annoying things on FIFA

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The Crosser Tosser - The braindead moron who insists on crossing to his target man centre-forward at any opportunity. This tactic is almost impossible to defend against once that cross goes in.

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Replay Watcher - self explanatory, but your 12 yard penalty really doesn't need to be seen 3 times. Scoring a penalty is practically the easiest thing you can do. Bonus douche points to the idiots who watch replays of fouls and wayward shots too

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Johnny 1 Goal - Oh look, you scored a goal. And a pretty good goal at that. But now you're passing around your entire XI even though you've shown your capable to score past me. Get out.

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Pausers - Christ, it's like 5 minutes a half, think of how annoying it is for the other player to sit there and wait because you're trying to shout down to your mum to make you your tea.

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People that DON'T quit - Yep, people that don't quit bug the hell out of me. By this is mean not accepting a mutual quit when the game starts and is laggy as hell. Now I have to suffer through an entire match on this shoestring broadband because some dingus from across the world is an idiot.

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75 Minute Dickheads - This is the player that is winning by one goal, and on 75 minutes (can happen earlier) will stick to the sidelines therefore meaning any tackle will 99% result in a throwing, corner or goal kick in their favour. Not only does this effectively see the win out for them, it's also incredibly time consuming. Dickheads.

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Mis-matched Teams - This is an issue on EA's part, but the amount of times I've been a 4* team matched with 4.5* teams, usually Liverpool, is unbelievable. Through the law of averages I should expect to play against a team half a star worse off than me. Nope. Guess God must hate me that way.