What am I being approached for?
I mean, if they're trying to recruit me into a Satanist cult, g'waan then, I'll listen for a while and make my choice.
Mormonism? Nah skip on your merry way mate.
Sex proposition? Swift kick in the nads should sort that out.
Offering me food? ABSO-FRICKING-LUTELY.
Unfortunately, due to the frequency of 4), number 3) happens very rarely.