Idiotic things that teachers say...

I'm in my first year of sixth form and my teachers are all pretty relaxed and generally good people. However, when I was in years 7-11 some teachers I had came out with and did some weird stuff to try and control my classes. "I'm going to assume your parents didn't raise you properly" and "My bottom set act better than this" are some examples. What stupid things have your teachers done and what advice do you have for them?

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Reply 1

corpeal

Teacher: "Would you like to tell the class what you were talking about?!"
Me: "I was talking about -- "
Teacher: "DON'T ANSWER BACK!"
Me: T_T

Reply 2

061194

The teacher froze the electronic white board and we saw his history .He didn't realize for a minute
Redtube was xhamster were on there .He was "deeply" embarrassed :biggrin:

Reply 3

KingStannis

Original post by 061194

The teacher froze the electronic white board and we saw his history .He didn't realize for a minute
Redtube was xhamster were on there .He was "deeply" embarrassed :biggrin:

omg that is BRILLIANT!!! What a lad.

But surely he knows how to do incognito? Also doesn't the school system track what he's going on??

Reply 4

061194

Original post by KingStannis

omg that is BRILLIANT!!! What a lad.

But surely he knows how to do incognito? Also doesn't the school system track what he's going on??

Nope he was a 34yo male French teacher.He was always dopey AF .He wasnt that good with the internet well other than porn :smile:

.He was a legend though.No our school didn't have like filters for YouTube or explicit things etc.He was hilarious.

Reply 5

somemightsay888

Old creepy teacher leant over a girl and said "Oh I love it when you work. It makes me want SO much more" while having a creepy grin on his face

ಠ_ಠ

Reply 6

Chelsea12345

Original post by corpeal

Teacher: "Would you like to tell the class what you were talking about?!"
Me: "I was talking about -- "
Teacher: "DON'T ANSWER BACK!"
Me: T_T

Reply 7

Vav Sartrean Po

Teacher: No more nice teacher. I'm going to be hard from now on. I'll make sure that you'll get it.
Student: Why do you always pick on me?!
Teacher: Because you draw vaginas in the back
Student: So does everyone else!!
Teacher: Yours was dirty and it had a yeast infection
Student: :confused:

Awkward silence followed by a massive class laugh

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 8

lukejoshjames

When some guy in my class got an answer right, the teacher said "You pleasure me in more ways than one."

...

Everyone just went silent .

Reply 9

Zargabaath

"Can I go to the toilet?"
"I don't know, can you?"

Reply 10

Hamoody

Ever been in a situation where the teacher cracks a lame joke and no one bothers even smiling let alone laughing? :biggrin:

Reply 11

Retired_Messiah

"GCSEs are very important"

Reply 12

kyoti

didn't line up properly outside teacher started lecturing about how we wasted time and how this will affect our GCSE grades then we kept practising how to line up for most of the lesson (only had a 10 mins lesson in the end what a joke)

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 13

BCMFM16

Original post by Marshall Taylor

Teacher: No more nice teacher. I'm going to be hard from now on. I'll make sure that you'll get it.
Student: Why do you always pick on me?!
Teacher: Because you draw virginas in the back
Student: So does everyone else!!
Teacher: Yours was dirty and it had a yeast infection
Student: :confused:

Awkward silence followed by a massive class laugh

**Vagina...smh ...

Reply 14

laurenmccready

"Please sir, may I go to the toilet?"
"wait until (insert name) gets back"

-.-

Reply 15

Wingardium

Original post by kyoti

Also when a couple of guys at the back are talking and the teacher stops the entire lesson for 5 minutes to tell them how they're disrupting the rest of the class when in fact nobody had noticed that the people were talking in the first place.