Quickest way to get laid?

do this: Tell your family and friends you want a prepaid two week holiday in paris for two people and nothing else.

Then when they give you your gift, go out and ask random women where's the most romantic place on earth.

Keep at it until one says paris and when she does, whip out your two tickets to paris and say "do you want to be my plus 1 to the most romantic place on earth?"

if she agrees she's game. If not keep trying until one does.

Then travel to paris with your new girl and take care of business.

Return a happy man.

The end.

Be an unborn baby chicken. Your mother will lay you for nothing.


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