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Why do (fe)males tell other people the size/length of their mammary glands/penises?

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Original post by Schrödingers Cat
What students can't be hung?





not on tsr, no
Original post by miser
Penis size is more private than bra size. If I were a woman I probably wouldn't have a problem with telling someone my bra size, but I can't really think of a situation where I'd tell someone my penis size.


Very true, more wise words from the wisest TSR member himself.
Original post by SuckMeBeautiful
not on tsr, no


You wanna see a nude or....?
Original post by Josb
I think we should have a section somewhere in the wiki to keep a record of the best trolls of TSR, by year and category.

Your entry would be:

Name: MylittlePlusle
Specie: Weirdo.
Year of activity: 2013-2015
Trolling records: 230 threads since 31-07-2013 - still active, seems to have degenerated recently (50 threads in two months).
Obsessions: Hetroromantism, overuse of medical vocabulary to describe sexual behaviours, reducing mammary glands.
Best threads: I've never masturbated to porn. Ask me anything., Hetroromantic females who sleep in the same bed as their boyfriends..., Why do (fe)males tell other people the size/length of their mammary glands/penises?, I'm a hetrosexual hetroromntic male and I'm not attracted to anyone, should I be..., Do you like the idea your boyfriend/girlfriend picking you up, tucking you in bed...



I'm not a troll or anything. Please stop calling me that. I'm sure I'm not the only one who uses medical terminology only. I only wish to reduce the size of the mammary glands to help females who are in back pain.

Hteteroromanticism is real.
Original post by Schrödingers Cat
You wanna see a nude or....?


post it right here, I have ruler at the ready (next to smthng of a known size I can judge from)
Original post by Schrödingers Cat
What students can't be hung?



Catfish is obvious catfish

Im not a catfish! wtf! :/
Original post by SuckMeBeautiful
post it right here, I have ruler at the ready (next to smthng of a known size I can judge from)


Mods won't allow it, it will have to be a PM
Original post by Schrödingers Cat
Mods won't allow it, it will have to be a PM


mods are evil
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Original post by candlejsra
How many children do you have?
Was breastfeeding uncomfortable?

None.
N/A
Original post by NutE
None.
N/A


What job do your 32C's do?
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Original post by candlejsra
What job do your 32C's do?

They please my sexual partner. Why are you so interested in my boobies?
Original post by NutE
They please my sexual partner. Why are you so interested in my boobies?


I'm just curious because you said they had a job and at first I assumed you meant breastfeeding. How do they please your sexual partner?

:gigg::gigg::gigg:
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Original post by candlejsra
I'm just curious because you said they had a job and at first I assumed you meant breastfeeding. How do they please your sexual partner?

:gigg::gigg::gigg:

Nope, wont be breastfeeding until at least another 9 years :smile:
They jiggle and bounce when we're having fun. He likes to squeeze them and taste them. He said its a shame no milk comes out though. So im having doubts whether they do please him hmmmmm
Most men have no idea what bra sizes equate to owing to the fact that we don't wear them
Original post by NutE
Nope, wont be breastfeeding until at least another 9 years :smile:
They jiggle and bounce when we're having fun. He likes to squeeze them and taste them. He said its a shame no milk comes out though. So im having doubts whether they do please him hmmmmm


Awwh okay. I'm sure he is very pleased with their current job and I'm also sure that if you both kept at it, one day milk will come out. I've heard it's possible to lactate whilst not pregnant. However I'm only a 30B and they're unemployed because I don't like them being touched. Do you have any advice?
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Original post by candlejsra
Awwh okay. I'm sure he is very pleased with their current job and I'm also sure that if you both kept at it, one day milk will come out. I've heard it's possible to lactate whilst not pregnant. However I'm only a 30B and they're unemployed because I don't like them being touched. Do you have any advice?

I will dread that day, but I'll keep you updated love.

Advice for what lol, you dont like them being touched
Original post by NutE
I will dread that day, but I'll keep you updated love.

Advice for what lol, you dont like them being touched


Ahh thank you, please do let me know how you both get on dear.

I was wondering if you have any advice for how I can find a job for them
:smile:
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Original post by candlejsra
Ahh thank you, please do let me know how you both get on dear.

I was wondering if you have any advice for how I can find a job for them

I'm bi. I'll employ them
Original post by NutE
I'm bi. I'll employ them


Will you? I'd really appreciate the opportunity! As I mentioned, I don't like having them touched so it'd have to be a part time job. Hope that's okay?

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