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Mum caught me jerkin it ama

Yep, never thought it would happen to me. See these threads all the time and never thought i'd be so ****ing idiotic to get caught. 16 years of age, no shame left. Atleast she only saw softcore porn, a girl shaking her behind.

Akward as ****kk!! :frown:

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Original post by Anonymous
Yep, never thought it would happen to me. See these threads all the time and never thought i'd be so ****ing idiotic to get caught. 16 years of age, no shame left. Atleast she only saw softcore porn, a girl shaking her behind.

Akward as ****kk!! :frown:


what did she say/do?!
Did you continue to do it?
Amateurs...
Reply 4
Original post by EatAndRevise
Did you continue to do it?


Popped it back in my pants, and akwardly after a brief encounter told her to leave. Carried on and finished of after. She should have ****ing knocked like a normal person.
Reply 5
Just tell her you had an itch, and the butt she saw, well that was just a pop-up. :mmm: Next time remember to lock the door
My mum came into my room the other day and did exactly the same thing, I was so embarrassed I wanted to die, especially since I'm her sensible daughter...or so she thinks...lmao

I still cringe real bad thinking about it :frown: but you do get over it trust me...a little bit over it.

Did you mum actually say anything? My mother just looked at me weird and shut the door, we don't even talk about sex in our family home so KILL ME NOW!
Original post by Anonymous
Popped it back in my pants, and akwardly after a brief encounter told her to leave. Carried on and finished of after. She should have ****ing knocked like a normal person.


What did you both say?

You continued to do it? Well played.
(edited 8 years ago)
Reply 8
How do you jizz to softcore :erm:
Reply 9
Original post by bad_username
what did she say/do?!


She said I quote: "You are just like your dad",

To which I replied; "I'm a teenage boy"

To which she replied; "Yes, but you have gcses in a few days"

To which I replied; "You should have knocked"

She shakes her head, stares me down and leaves. Then I finish off and laugh akwardly. Now I'm not going to be able to ****ing look her in the eye or go downstares:frown:(
Original post by Anonymous
My mum came into my room the other day and did exactly the same thing, I was so embarrassed I wanted to die, especially since I'm her sensible daughter...or so she thinks...lmao

I still cringe real bad thinking about it :frown: but you do get over it trust me...a little bit over it.

Did you mum actually say anything? My mother just looked at me weird and shut the door, we don't even talk about sex in our family home so KILL ME NOW!


Yeah I said what she said in another post. I mean it was akward as hell. She shook her head and gave me a dirty stare. It's annoying aswell cause it was going to be a good jizz if she didn't barge in lol. AKWARD AS ****. Mum Y U NO KNOCK??? ;((
Softcore is boring as hell.

Lucky for me I have a lock on my door.
Original post by anonymous
she said i quote: "you are just like your dad",

to which i replied; "i'm a teenage boy"

to which she replied; "yes, but you have gcses in a few days"

to which i replied; "you should have knocked"

she shakes her head, stares me down and leaves. Then i finish off and laugh akwardly. Now i'm not going to be able to ****ing look her in the eye or go downstares:frown:(



Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaahah omg I haven't laughed this hard in days!
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by Smug Life
Amateurs...


I always lold when I read people got caught. Now I'm part of the caught gang :frown: FFS, why couldnt she knockkkkk
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaahaha omg I haven't laughed this hard in days!


Yeah I started akwardly laughing to get her the **** out. Like she stared at the screen of a girl shaking her ass. I mean atleast it wasnt anything hardcore. Like phew!! I mean I did finish off, I was doing it for like a good 45 mins.
Original post by Protégé
Softcore is boring as hell.

Lucky for me I have a lock on my door.


Tbh, I just watch amateur videos. I prefer it when it's more real. I mean the video I watched was just a girl shaking her amazing juicy ass.
Original post by Anonymous
Yeah I started akwardly laughing to get her the **** out. Like she stared at the screen of a girl shaking her ass. I mean atleast it wasnt anything hardcore. Like phew!! I mean I did finish off, I was doing it for like a good 45 mins.


But she told you that you are just like your dad, oh my god I am almost on the floor in tears, I hope this is completely true and not a troll! You have made my day :laugh:
Original post by Anonymous
She said I quote: "You are just like your dad",

To which I replied; "I'm a teenage boy"

To which she replied; "Yes, but you have gcses in a few days"

To which I replied; "You should have knocked"

She shakes her head, stares me down and leaves. Then I finish off and laugh akwardly. Now I'm not going to be able to ****ing look her in the eye or go downstares:frown:(


oh god wow lol
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
But she told you that you are just like your dad, oh my god I am almost on the floor in tears, I hope this is completely true and not a troll! You have made my day :laugh:


Yep unfortunatly this is true :frown:
I just can't go downstairs so I might aswell make this thread lol.
Original post by bad_username
oh god wow lol


Yep, but yeah, but i hope ill laugh at this **** in the future. But for now akward as **** and I'm red as **** from her disturbing my ****.

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