HUGE spider

The mother****er is sitting right next to my toilet and I need a leak,

fml

Was going to take a pic but my phone camera sucks, its brownish and is the size of my toilet roll.

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Reply 1

Ripper Phoenix

Original post by whorace

The mother****er is sitting right next to my toilet and I need a leak,

fml

Was going to take a pic but my phone camera sucks, its brownish and is the size of my toilet roll.

are you sure its not your poo?

Reply 2

whorace

Original post by Ripper Phoenix

are you sure its not your poo?

- I don't poo on the wall
- It's got mother****ing legs

Peace be with you.

First world problems.

Reply 5

Birkenhead

Original post by whorace

- I don't poo on the wall
- It's got mother****ing legs

Maybe it grew legs in the toilet and walked onto the wall - do you live near a nuclear power station by chance, or in radiation-ridden Cornwall ?

You need missile armaments of some description, preferably a highly toxic spray such as air freshener or bathroom cleaner. Once it is incapacitated, you need a spear of some kind, a mop for example, to squash it into submission. Good luck, soldier.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 6

whorace

Original post by theo1jinx

First world problems.

how'd u like a mofo spider staring at you while you pee, within jumping distance of your face and dick

Reply 7

username917703

Get a glass, cover him up and let him outside then.

Reply 8

Maradiah

Original post by whorace

The mother****er is sitting right next to my toilet and I need a leak,

fml

Was going to take a pic but my phone camera sucks, its brownish and is the size of my toilet roll.

Wait a minute.. are you a girl or boy?

I mean I expected this from a females....but not a dude.... I mean come on have some balls it's a spider for cries sake, what could it possibly do to you? :sigh:

Honestly I think I might be suffering with a migraine.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 9

whorace

Original post by Birkenhead

Maybe it grew legs in the toilet and walked onto the wall?

You need missile armaments of some description, preferably a highly toxic spray such as air freshener or bathroom cleaner. Once it is incapacitated, you need a spear of some kind to squash it into submission. Good luck, soldier.

It's actually right next to some bleech and air freshener, its about the same size as the head of the bottle....

Reply 10

somemightsay888

Pls take a picture, am curious

Reply 11

whorace

Original post by Maradiah

Wait a minute.. are you a girl or boy?

I mean I expected this from a females....but not a dude.... I mean come have some balls it's a spider for cries sake, what could it possibly do to you? :sigh:

Honestly I think I might be suffering with a migraine.

dude do u have any idea how big this thing is

it could be venemous and looks like it has a killer jump

lets just make this clear i'm not scared of spiders usually, I don't even get rid of them

Reply 12

TheonlyMrsHolmes

I feel your pain(poster of the bumblebee thread...) :frown:

Reply 13

username996405

Kill it. Kill it with fire!!!!!

Reply 14

whorace

Original post by somemightsay888

Pls take a picture, am curious

will try, trying not to wake my mum up and its right next to my toilet ill probably drop it in panic mode

Reply 15

whorace

Original post by icdjabtjk

just leave it alone it will eat smaller spiders and flies so overall it will cause less things to be alive in your bathroom. Think of it like a friendly helpful pet.