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I can't bear being single any longer. Who wants to be my girlfriend?

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Original post by Champagne Supernova
Was that someone darkred themselves?


The lass knows what she wants. And it only comes in green.
If you treat him nicely and buy him food and alcohol he will dress up as a female nurse for you and call himself Tiffany.
Original post by Hype en Ecosse
The lass knows what she wants. And it only comes in green.


Should get that checked.
Original post by BCMFM16
She would never go down to that level.


Oooof! go easy on robs feelings why dont ya :tongue:
Some of the people here are really mean to this poor fella...

On the other hand, I enjoy being single! I've got enough on my hands as it is, and I'm moving to a university in a different country. And I hope I won't get too much abuse for this, but most northern irish girls are dreadfully bland. Since I'm going to England and hopefully Cambridge, are English women more sophisticated?
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:rofl:
Original post by Reue
Not serious but pathetic nonetheless


Bit harsh
Original post by Sanctimonious
Hi Vixen,I've tagged you in because OP is seeking a dutty gal to get busy with and you're up to the task.Kind regardsSanctimonious



Original post by Vixen47


What's cooler than being cool?
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Original post by Ser Alex Toyne
Some of the people here are really mean to this poor fella...

On the other hand, I enjoy being single! I've got enough on my hands as it is, and I'm moving to a university in a different country. And I hope I won't get too much abuse for this, but most northern irish girls are dreadfully bland. Since I'm going to England and hopefully Cambridge, are English women more sophisticated?


Thank you, my knight in shining armour.
If you enjoyed Red Sands you can read it and other depressing existential poetry in my new book "Late Nights On TSR Oft Lead To Trolling" which will be available in all good bookstores from 12th May.
Best regards,
RobML

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Thank you, my knight in shining armour.
If you enjoyed Red Sands you can read it and other depressing existential poetry in my new book "Late Nights On TSR Oft Lead To Trolling" which will be available in all good bookstores from 12th May.
Best regards,
RobML

I appreciate the sarcasm there.

Btw, knights didn't have shining armor as they couldn't afford it!




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Original post by Ser Alex Toyne
Thank you, my knight in shining armour.
If you enjoyed Red Sands you can read it and other depressing existential poetry in my new book "Late Nights On TSR Oft Lead To Trolling" which will be available in all good bookstores from 12th May.
Best regards,
RobML

I appreciate the sarcasm there.

Btw, knights didn't have shining armor as they couldn't afford it!




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Haha. Idk about the Irish/English girl thing; I'd have to compare

I thought they polished their armour with HP Brown sauce?

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Are Pokemon included in this? You didn't specificly mention any particular species, just that you prefer girls.
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Are Pokemon included in this? You didn't specificly mention any particular species, just that you prefer girls.


Drowsee

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Original post by drowzee
Are Pokemon included in this? You didn't specificly mention any particular species, just that you prefer girls.


What's the pokemon with the large boobs?

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Original post by VivaJake
Your right hand is about as good as it's ever going to get for a loser like you.


I'm screamin ahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: +1
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Haha. Idk about the Irish/English girl thing; I'd have to compare

I thought they polished their armour with HP Brown sauce?

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Actually, sandpaper soaked in vinegar, with a bit of piss for the shine was a very common method of maintaining armor at that time
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Original post by Vixen47


Why hello there, m'lady :sexface:

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I swear it's always this OP everytime I see pathetic thread titles.
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Why hello there, m'lady :sexface:

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Hello there, m'futurebabydaddy :hubba:

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