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whorace
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Original post by BCMFM16
Are you man or woman?????????????????????????????


No wonder I don't have any luck.
Original post by whorace
Why did Suzie fall off the swing?

She had no arms.



Knock knock

Who's there?

Spoiler



Ffs haha. Poor Suzie man...

What is red, slimey, and crawling up the inside of a woman's thigh









An abortion with homesickness.

Stupid spolier won't work on my phone.
Im dating my tv shows if anyone cares...


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Original post by Strangerdanger
Im dating my tv shows if anyone cares...


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:five:
That's the closest thing I'll ever get to a relationship. TV shows always have time for me, and I, them. :love:
More than one at a time btw

Actually, more like 30 at a time


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Original post by whorace
No wonder I don't have any luck.


Sorry, I meant to send that to Vixen...

#omg #typo #lol #what #literally me #catwithnohat unban me from the whatsapp group #lota #bodna

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whorace
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Original post by Mochassassin
See, that was a good one! Because I like punny ones regarding words and whatnot. :biggrin:
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Original post by Mochassassin
:five:
That's the closest thing I'll ever get to a relationship. TV shows always have time for me, and I, them. :love:


Mine is an abusive relationship though
They hurt me over and over yet i always go back to them


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Oops posted the same thing twice soz
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by Strangerdanger
Im dating my tv shows if anyone cares...


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Better not be dating Dexter, that show's mine :unimpressed:
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RobML
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Original post by whorace
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.


Your jokes are so old... do you not posses the slightest sense of originality?

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Original post by BCMFM16
Sorry, I meant to send that to Vixen...

#omg #typo #lol #what #literally me #catwithnohat unban me from the whatsapp group #lota #bodna



haha Lota lol. Why not katora?
Original post by cake_lover
Better not be dating Dexter, that show's mine :unimpressed:


Nope, you may keep your dexter


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whorace
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Original post by RobML
Your jokes are so old... do you not posses the slightest sense of originality?

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Not as old as your inflatable girlfriend
Original post by whorace
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.


Hahaha, that's ace. I had to read it twice before I understood it. This explains my love life.

Original post by Strangerdanger
Mine is an abusive relationship though
They hurt me over and over yet i always go back to them

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See, you make a very good point there but I'm so in love with my TV shows that I look past their flaws and blame it on their writers instead. They're the ones trying to sabotage our oh-so-healthy relationship. They're addictive...*insert sh*tty Twilight metaphor here about lion/lamb/heroin or whatever*
Original post by pagorai
haha Lota lol. Why not katora?

Lotas for the win...
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whorace
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Original post by Novascope
Ffs haha. Poor Suzie man...

What is red, slimey, and crawling up the inside of a woman's thigh









An abortion with homesickness.

Stupid spolier won't work on my phone.


Wow that was horribly amusing :smile:
Original post by Mochassassin
Hahaha, that's ace. I had to read it twice before I understood it. This explains my love life.



See, you make a very good point there but I'm so in love with my TV shows that I look past their flaws and blame it on their writers instead. They're the ones trying to sabotage our oh-so-healthy relationship. They're addictive...*insert sh*tty Twilight metaphor here about lion/lamb/heroin or whatever*



I almost shed a tear due to ur incredibly forgiving nature. I wish I had that kind of optimism.


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Original post by whorace
Wow that was horribly amusing :smile:


I picked that one out especially for you. Glad it was horrible :smile:
Original post by BCMFM16
Sorry, I meant to send that to Vixen...

#omg #typo #lol #what #literally me #catwithnohat unban me from the whatsapp group #lota #bodna



I'll think about it x

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