King of the friendzone

I think I'm literally the king, sometimes I will speak to a girl for about 5 minutes or something and automatically get friendzoned and called bro or something. I'm sick of it, is there anyway I can change my behavior which would stop me being like this? I seriously despise women now, it's like I can't do anything right with them seriously. I see my douchebag friends who have nothing much to offer get all this attention

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Reply 1

UV_21

It's okay ChaoticButterfly, it's okay.

Reply 2

username996405

Try being the Queen of the Friendzone AND the Motherzone... :colonhash:

Reply 3

UV_21

Original post by Mochassassin

Try being the Queen of the Friendzone AND the Motherzone... :colonhash:

How do you not find anyone with that Herbal Essence picture tho :laugh:

Reply 4

username996405

Original post by UV_21

How do you not find anyone with that Herbal Essence picture tho :laugh:

I KNOW RIGHT?! I wonder the exact same... :argh:

Reply 5

cake_lover

Original post by Mochassassin

Try being the Queen of the Friendzone AND the Motherzone... :colonhash:

Hi grandmother. (Add that to your list too :biggrin:

)

Reply 6

Chicken.M.

Original post by Mochassassin

Try being the Queen of the Friendzone AND the Motherzone... :colonhash:

looooooooooooooooooooool. My sister used to get that a lot.

Tfw king of the aaaay papi zone :cool:

Reply 7

Anonymous #2

Original post by Mochassassin

Try being the Queen of the Friendzone AND the Motherzone... :colonhash:

Maybe that's because you're Bengali and waste your time on this site posting pictures

Reply 8

stuckon1

Start putting yourself first and women second. /that's a start.

Reply 9

username996405

Original post by cake_lover

Hi grandmother. (Add that to your list too :biggrin:

)

Gtfo.

Jk.

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Original post by ChickenMadness

looooooooooooooooooooool. My sister used to get that a lot.

Tfw king of the aaaay papi zone :cool:

'used to' - did she grow out of it? WHAT HAPPENED, I must know!
And psssh, you have a gf, lucky guy. :wink:

Original post by Anonymous

Maybe that's because you're Bengali and waste your time on this site posting pictures

Woah, woah, what's with the racism? No need to be hostile. Posting four pictures doesn't take that long, you'd be surprised. :colonhash:

And you wonder why you're always put in the friendzone.

Reply 10

BeDirectWomen

Original post by Anonymous

I wrote a post recently about how to avoid the friend zone, give it a read
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?p=55524741&highlight=

Reply 11

UV_21

Original post by Mochassassin

I KNOW RIGHT?! I wonder the exact same... :argh:

Dw, you still got good ol' Robbie :wink:

Reply 12

username996405

Original post by UV_21

Dw, you still got good ol' Robbie :wink:

Okay, who's telling porky pies? You're the second person to say there's something between me and Rob!

Reply 13

Chicken.M.

Original post by Mochassassin

Gtfo.

Jk.

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'used to' - did she grow out of it? WHAT HAPPENED, I must know!
And psssh, you have a gf, lucky guy. :wink:

Woah, woah, what's with the racism? No need to be hostile. Posting four pictures doesn't take that long, you'd be surprised. :colonhash:

And you wonder why you're always put in the friendzone.

idk it never comes up in conversation anymore lol.

Reply 14

UV_21

Original post by Mochassassin

Okay, who's telling porky pies? You're the second person to say there's something between me and Rob!

Lol just reading stuff on here, I have no idea whats going on, I just joined recently haha. I like stirring ****, clearly.

Reply 15

cake_lover

Original post by Mochassassin

Gtfo.

Jk.

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Well that's rather rude. :frown:

Good thing I respect my elders.

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Reply 16

username996405

Original post by cake_lover

Well that's rather rude. :frown:

Good thing I respect my elders.

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I'm gonna knit you the most embarrassing jumper for Christmas and make you wear it regardless of whether you celebrate Christmas or not and you'll have to do it because you 'respect' your elders.

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Reply 17

cake_lover

Original post by Mochassassin

I'm gonna knit you the most embarrassing jumper for Christmas and make you wear it regardless of whether you celebrate Christmas or not and you'll have to do it because you 'respect' your elders.

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How embarrassing are we talking? :curious: