Can I join? I'm Jewish, I promise! Here are my criteria, as per the first page:
Name: Zack
Location: Baltimore, Maryland, Amurrica
Jewish Affiliation (eg. Reform, Liberal etc): Conservative/Masorti
Ashkenazi or Sephardi: Sephardi by way of Vienna, Amserdam, and Spain.
Kosher?: No. I love Crabs too much.
Smoked salmon or chopped liver: Neither of the two. Matzah Ball Soup, Ruggelach, and Kugel for me.
Pesach or Shauvot: Ehh, don't really celebrate Shavuout... but the songs are pretty. I'd say Pesach; it just feels great.
Channukah or Purim: Chanukah
The Jewish Chronicle or Jewish Telegraph: Neither.
Keep Shabbat: Not at all.
Youth Group, if any: I don't like the ones around me (too closeminded).
Education: Nine Years of Solomon Schechter day school education, three years of continuing education at a night school, but right now I'm in public school doing IB.
Future Plans: None of them involve any major Jewish commitments. I want to study Arabic in college, and perhaps live in Egypt for a bit, though.