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Swamp ass is ruining my life

Im in my last year of sixth form and all my important exams are coming up

but i havent been for six months.


Why? because im plagued with Swamp-ass.

every time im in a public place like a classroom, my ******* sweats and leaks to a point where i have to "clamp" my cheeks together which can make things worse.

People make comments saying i smell like i **** myself.


Now i cant be in a public place anymore without being paranoid as ****, even if im on a bus i think people are talking about a **** smell.

And evertime someone say the word "****" i get really tense and scared.


Does anyone else suffer from this or had this before?
see your doctor - it maybe something that a GP can sort out

or search on google there's tons of suggestions. seems to be a common problem

or put it to good use lol

(edited 8 years ago)
So you don't go to college cause your ass smells?
Try baby powder? :shrugs:


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i cant get a gp appointment because im too embarassed to tell them the situation
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Lmao is this serious
Original post by WillNegForReps
i cant get a gp appointment because im too embarassed to tell them the situation


GPs have heard it all before and then some. It probably doesn't help to label it as swampass though.

Google says: "Usually caused by elevated temperatures or humidity while working or excessive walking."

Or roll up some toilet paper and put that in your pants to soak up the sweat.
Lmaoooooooooooooooo :lol:

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