um okay but you're paying the bills if I get poop on my fingers :c
ofc you'll get poop on your fingers. Sigh, if you had just gotten a job besides owning the reddit company, we might have had more dosh coming in guv'nah :'(
ofc you'll get poop on your fingers. Sigh, if you had just gotten a job besides owning the reddit company, we might have had more dosh coming in guv'nah :'(
(this is in the year 2023 btw)
we're having kids in eight years? I want them younger than that tho
we're having kids in eight years? I want them younger than that tho
who said Yasmin was the first? Use your imagination, dude, we've had about 15 already. And your evil ex-boyfriend LeMar Croix is trying to claim Charlotte is his, when she's obvs ours bc she has your eyes.
I hear u cringin' and running away...probably off for a cheeky Nandos (<-----kill me)
who said Yasmin was the first? Use your imagination, dude, we've had about 15 already. And your evil ex-boyfriend LeMar Croix is trying to claim Charlotte is his, when she's obvs ours bc she has your eyes.
I hear u cringin' and running away...probably off for a cheeky Nandos (<-----kill me)
how could my ex think the kid's his I've got no ovaries what is he drugged up
I hate drugs :/ keep him away from stefani you know about her addictive personality like what do you expect from a sniffer dog though she'onna run up to his smell of coke I told you to stick with the goldfish
can we get lotty some surgery please splurge out bae I know you can afford it with your off-the-side prozzying but honestly her eyes are ****ed yeah she gets them from me
omg though on a serious note I was listening to gaga on yutoube and ****ing katy perry comes on automatically "omggggoodness!
how could my ex think the kid's his I've got no ovaries what is he drugged up
I hate drugs :/ keep him away from stefani you know about her addictive personality like what do you expect from a sniffer dog though she'onna run up to his smell of coke I told you to stick with the goldfish
can we get lotty some surgery please splurge out bae I know you can afford it with your off-the-side prozzying but honestly her eyes are ****ed yeah she gets them from me
omg though on a serious note I was listening to gaga on yutoube and ****ing katy perry comes on automatically "omggggoodness!
You have reached a new level of weirdness b. ofc he's drugged up, I mean why else would he date you GOLDFISH ARE DUMB AND THEY EAT THEIR OWN POOP. For real tho, we have a pet in the future? Surprised I didn't shoot it already... Seriously. I work all day and then get "worked on" all night and IIIIII have to splurge out? Put some tea bags on 'er goddamn eyes, all you Brits drink is effing tea so we have tons of the stuff.
I'm not saying :3 I haven't posted for nearly a week so there are like eighty submissions until mine anyway, so you'd never find me whether I tell you or not :P
You have reached a new level of weirdness b. ofc he's drugged up, I mean why else would he date you GOLDFISH ARE DUMB AND THEY EAT THEIR OWN POOP. For real tho, we have a pet in the future? Surprised I didn't shoot it already... Seriously. I work all day and then get "worked on" all night and IIIIII have to splurge out? Put some tea bags on 'er goddamn eyes, all you Brits drink is effing tea so we have tons of the stuff.
btw fire up the barbie when I come 'ome dahling.
No yeah I agree, goldfish are icky.
I'm thinking like a pet human? not like a slave 'cause this is 2020 we're talking about, but they can sit in their cage and **** until we want to play with them? it'll be cute :3 or just idk a giraffe or something
Boo if you're not willing to contribute financially while I provide maternal love to the children then you can take your ass 3000miles away from my vineyards. You're not welcome here. You can see the kids first monday of each month for chinese food.