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Ba Dum Chshhh Jokes
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an excited Gary came out and started yelling. "someone is just getting laid!! come and look!"
the crowd gathered around the sofa to see who was getting laid.
on the sofa they saw a pillow, and a chicken sitting on top, with an egg underneath it.
that was the last anyone ever heard of Gary.
ba dum chshh.
the crowd gathered around the sofa to see who was getting laid.
on the sofa they saw a pillow, and a chicken sitting on top, with an egg underneath it.
that was the last anyone ever heard of Gary.
ba dum chshh.
Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: Well wouldn't you if you had crabs on your bottom sand in your bed..
Q: Did you hear about the really tall man and the midget that robbed a bank?
A: the police are hunting high and low
Q: if a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what's a green house made of?
A: glass
gah! I thought I'd forgotten most of these ;no;
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: Well wouldn't you if you had crabs on your bottom sand in your bed..
Q: Did you hear about the really tall man and the midget that robbed a bank?
A: the police are hunting high and low
Q: if a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what's a green house made of?
A: glass
gah! I thought I'd forgotten most of these ;no;
mute
Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: Well wouldn't you if you had crabs on your bottom sand in your bed..
Q: Did you hear about the really tall man and the midget that robbed a bank?
A: the police are hunting high and low
Q: if a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what's a green house made of?
A: glass
gah! I thought I'd forgotten most of these ;no;
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q: Why does the ocean roar?
A: Well wouldn't you if you had crabs on your bottom sand in your bed..
Q: Did you hear about the really tall man and the midget that robbed a bank?
A: the police are hunting high and low
Q: if a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what's a green house made of?
A: glass
gah! I thought I'd forgotten most of these ;no;
Why did the sand blush?
Because the sea weed
vithuran
ECHOING JOKES IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED!! lol, that was said earlier on in the thread tut tut. you need to tell 2 redeem yourself now.
ECHOING JOKES IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED!! lol, that was said earlier on in the thread tut tut. you need to tell 2 redeem yourself now.Sorry
NEWSFLASH: Toilets in a police station were stolen last night, Police say they have nothing to go on.
hmmm... I'll have to think of another one
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