I can assure you I'm not, 'bro'
Aye, but
NSAIDS can do less damage to your gut if applied topically than ingested, although there are still risksGood. Standard tests will include urinary analysis I should think (examining any related UTIs, which are of course among the most plausible causes)
Was given anti-convulsants when I had the convusions, but that wasn't really appropriate (mind you, neither the doctor nor I knew at that stage what the cause was). Regarding the later issue, I was told charcoal would be good for soaking up any GI toxins, and peppermint oil for tackling indigestion (again, neither the doc nor I knew at that stage what the cause was)
Not around meals I hope
Little and often, not too fiberous/rough, and always complex carbs over high refined sugars/processed foods + EFAs + Colostrum + Pre/Pro-biotics + NAC (if symptoms are allergic/inflammatory linked). Given the strength of your hay fever, and possible connection to oral cross-reactivity, you ought arguably to consider what you are eating e.g. see my
leaky gut article for a list of foods belonging to different allergenic food families (coloured writing just over half way down the page)
Also, if you have a lot of runny food/don't chew much, and have irregular bowel movements, consider chewing gum for half an hour or so immediately after eating
If you're still hypertensive then that's a good call - I'd maintain electrolytes if sweating a lot but otherwise keep salt intake to a healthy minimum
It was near the naval, but that was incidental, and the area was normal to touch, but particularly uncomfortable when prodded in certain places. It was quite acute discomfort, that came on quite quickly, which is weird for a chronic allergic response, but there you go!
Like you say you can always be discharged for a few days and then see you get on and return if needs be. Will discuss/agree the details with you in person