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Wireless festival

I was wondering if anyone has any advice on getting alcohol into Wireless. I've been to many festivals but I always camp so I usually have alcohol that I keep going back to or sneak in a small waterbottle but obviously you can't camp at wireless. I don't want to spend much on alcohol in the arena. Anyone have any ideas?
Store it up your anus.

Fill a little bottle with the liquor of your choice and put it inside a condom then slowly insert it up your anus until it's snug but not out of reach.

*2 years experience smuggling mobile phones and drugs into prisons and have successfully smuggled 8 litres of alcohol into various festivals throughout the years.

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