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My family can't poop

All the water is shut off! I cannot shower, or flush the toilet and we have no water to drink or to boil lasagne sheets! We have no bottled water and all the bottled water in the co op is sold out. I'll have to resort to drinking my own urine...

Where will my family poop if we can't flush the toilet?!???


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Time to dig a hole in your back garden I guess.
I was sure there wasn't a genetic condition like this lol
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You can get lasagne that do not need boiling.
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microwave some food and yeah dig a hole in your back garden lol
Original post by jshep000
Time to dig a hole in your back garden I guess.


Screw you! I was about to say that!
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Original post by channies
All the water is shut off! I cannot shower, or flush the toilet and we have no water to drink or to boil lasagne sheets! We have no bottled water and all the bottled water in the co op is sold out. I'll have to resort to drinking my own urine...

Where will my family poop if we can't flush the toilet?!???


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I'm sorry but you'll have to wait some days/ weeks without pooing :frown: until someone comes and fixes the toilet. Please take care and be prepared for stomach ache and constipation :'(
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Probably not the best place to post this, the banter levels are too strong for any serious responses
Ask a neighbour ?
why is your water shut off?
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Original post by Kadak
Ask a neighbour ?


The whole village has the problem, that's why everyone's gone to the shop for bottled water and it's run out :frown: I already feel dehydrated
Use public toilets...
Also toilet water is drinkable.
Original post by channies
The whole village has the problem, that's why everyone's gone to the shop for bottled water and it's run out :frown: I already feel dehydrated


Go and use the toilets at a public facility like the library .
Original post by channies

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Is there a McDonald's or a similar fast food restaurant in your area?
If so, just poo over there.
Be like a bear, find some woods.

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Original post by jshep000
Time to dig a hole in your back garden I guess.


But it's still light out, people will see us pooping :frown:
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But it's still light out, people will see us pooping :frown:


Embrace the nature
become one with the bathroom
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Original post by channies
But it's still light out, people will see us pooping :frown:


Hide in some bushes and do it

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