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Does anybody else despise people named John?

I just hate people named John the name just sends anger through my body. Even when I was younger there was this **** John who was a piece of ****.

All Johns are fags.


All John's should be beaten and Fed nothing but salt and water

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Remind me of Katie Hopkins :P
Let me guess.... Your girlfriend ditched you for someone called John?
Reply 3
This would be a better punishment for John: http://images.rapgenius.com/dul9lg9fxweat6870xqi6ztk3.600x295x1.jpg

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Just write them a dear John :tongue:
Lucky there are no no Johns here then...*tugs collar* :innocent:
Reply 6
Original post by agentawesome
Lucky there are no no Johns here then...*tugs collar* :innocent:


Oh no you not called John are you?
Original post by yeti8
Oh no you not called John are you?


Lets just hypothetically say if my name could be technically pronounced as "John" what would that theoretically mean?
Reply 8
He's called Johnimage.jpgso no I don't hate John's 😊😊😊
Reply 9
Original post by agentawesome
Lets just hypothetically say if my name could be technically pronounced as "John" what would that theoretically mean?


What?

You either called John or not.
Thanks douchebag.
Reply 11
Original post by arfah
He's called Johnimage.jpgso no I don't hate John's 😊😊😊


He looks like a weak annoying ****.

I could beat his ass anyday.
Original post by yeti8
What?

You either called John or not.


Lets say, for arguments sake, my name is spelled J-O-H-N and is pronounced, how you would say, "John", what would be my punishment?
Some of my favourite people are called John, like this chap.

It's James for me. I've yet to meet a James who isn't a complete dork/*******
Original post by TornadoGR4
It's James for me. I've yet to meet a James who isn't a complete dork/*******



I've yet to meet a james who isn't ginger.
Reply 16
Original post by yeti8
He looks like a weak annoying ****.

I could beat his ass anyday.


John Abraham is HOT 😐😐😐😍😘image.jpg
Anyway I prefer to be called Jon then "Jonny" , I hate that name with a vengeance.
Reply 18
Original post by agentawesome
Lets say, for arguments sake, my name is spelled J-O-H-N and is pronounced, how you would say, "John", what would be my punishment?

You deserve to be tied to a train track and poked with a stick while being spat at.
Original post by yeti8
You deserve to be tied to a train track and poked with a stick while being spat at.


And have blue paint poured over them?

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