I think I might be a prophet, AMA.

For real. Probably the fourth coming of Jesus but I'm not entirely sure right now.

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I thought this as well at one point. I watched a documentary on Jesus and I thought "hang on a second, this guy could be me"

Turns out I wasn't Jesus

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cBay

Original post by Need2Study4Exam

I thought this as well at one point. I watched a documentary on Jesus and I thought "hang on a second, this guy could be me"

Turns out I wasn't Jesus

I heard the jews are still looking for a messiah, maybe I should pop over to Israel.

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Need2Study4Exam

Original post by cBay

I heard the jews are still looking for a messiah, maybe I should pop over to Israel.

they've found their messiah

muh holocaust

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Anon_98

If 'A' is equal to the maximum amount of money ever awarded on The Chase and 'B' is equal to the number of people who have lost on Pointless, in terms of A how many stars would be in the sky if B was equal to the average garden?

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cBay

Original post by Anon_98

there are no stars, they are just a projection to make the sky look more interesting at night.

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student2034

Original post by cBay

there are no stars, they are just a projection to make the sky look more interesting at night.

I knew it all along

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Anon_98

Original post by cBay

there are no stars, they are just a projection to make the sky look more interesting at night.

So we're just being entertained at night..all this time? Surely there has to be at least one star so God can show you the path...due to the fact stars symbolise guidance and direction and you're apparently a prophet and if there arent any stars then you'll be a lost prophet. Do you think you're a lost prophet?

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cBay

Original post by Ad109

I knew it all along

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sorry that was a joke, I do actually believe in space n ****

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cBay

Original post by Anon_98

I think you mistake me for a christian

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Anon_98

Original post by cBay

I think you mistake me for a christian

Gawsshh, you didnt answer the question cbay. :h:

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cBay

Original post by Anon_98

Gawsshh, you didnt answer the question cbay. :h:

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fine

Original post by Anon_98

Why can't the 'one' star simply be a projection too? But alas, as I mentioned previously, I was only joking when I said they weren't real. No I do not believe I am lost prophet, but nor do I think that stars guide me. We have compasses n google maps for that **** nowadays.

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Anon_98

Original post by cBay

fine

Why can't the 'one' star simply be a projection too? But alas, as I mentioned previously, I was only joking when I said they weren't real. No I do not believe I am lost prophet, but nor do I think that stars guide me. We have compasses n google maps for that **** nowadays.

YayyyYyYyyY, thank you. :woo:

Bahahaha, I know you were joking :yep:

My question was only a joke too, but thanks, I totally understand now. :h:

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RainbowKiwi

What is the meaning of life?

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deborarosa

What 'prophet like' qualities do you obtain

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cBay

Original post by RainbowKiwi

What is the meaning of life?

Your question assumes there is a meaning but I am not so sure. At least not in the plural. We all have our own individual meaning, or 'purpose' I prefer to say, but it is for each one of us to discover that purpose, fulfill it and bring it to life. Everybody should be ambitious and strife for happiness and to meet those ambitions, so long as those goals do negatively affect the happiness of others.

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cBay

Original post by deborarosa

What 'prophet like' qualities do you obtain

I just feel like I have an unusually high understanding of the world today, its problems and how they can be solved, and I have an intense feeling that I am going to do just that in my later life.