. Inb4 man UTD injury crisis and Scholes comes out of retirement, oxygen mask in hand

. Inb4 Arsenal lose first leg of CL 4-1, win 2nd leg 3-0 and go out on away goals

. Inb4 media rate sterling > ozil

. Inb4 Wilshere caught doing coke in the toilets at half time

. Inb4 Diabys legs finally amputated

. Inb4 Delph moves to west brom
in jan

. Inb4 LVG plays Rooney CB with Blackettbauer up front

. Inb4 John Terry scores more league goals than benteke, falcao, sterling and balotelli

Reply 5

username1221160

Mike Ashley will splash the cash.

Aaron Lennon will win player of the season.

Reply 6

username917703

Original post by sr90

Aston Villa will get relegated

We must be one of the favourites at present :biggrin:

Original post by Zürich

Mourinho sacked

Decent one but I'd go with 'leaves'. Third season, this is around the time things start to get awkward.

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Jack Grealish declares for England

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Arsenal will win the league

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A fan runs onto the pitch and pulls a player's shorts down

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Christian Benteke will score more than 20 league goals

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Goal line technology gets a decision wrong

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Rafael Benitez is sacked

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Celtic don't win the SPL

Reply 7

username917703

Another one, if Delph plays at Villa Park on Nov. 7th, there will be crowd trouble.

Reply 8

username1221160

Raheem Sterling will do a post match interview after inhaling nitrous oxide.

Reply 9

little_wizard123

Original post by Wilfred Little

Another one, if Delph plays at Villa Park on Nov. 7th, there will be crowd trouble.

Delph to get hit by a plastic snake thrown from the crowd.

Benteke will score 25 league goals, with Rooney also scoring 25.

Villa will score fewer goals than last season, and get relegated. Tim Sherwood will walk away in February.

Liverpool will finish second.

Koscielny will outscore Welbeck in the league.

There will be a game with four red cards.

Yaya Toure will score 15+ goals this season.

A PL player will come out as gay, or be outed.

Pelle will score less than five goals.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 10

ClockEnderAFC

Roberto firminio or whatever will make less than 5 goal contributions.

Spurs will get top 4

Van Gaal doesn't play Fellaini up front and Rooney in midfield

Reply 13

difeo

Depleted finally comes out as a Chelsea fan

Reply 14

scrawlx101

there will be 10 own goals this season :smile:

Reply 15

leinad2012

Inb4 Alexis sanchez pulls his shorts up with his left testicle hanging out the side alla inbetweeners.

Inb4 Liverpool fans boo Sterling on his return to Anfield after he comes on as a sub in the 85th minute.

Inb4 Fabian Delph goes into wrong dressing room on return to villa park.

Inb4 Petr saves pens from Hazard and Costa to win the community shield