On the way home today I stopped at Beaconsfield Services on the M40.
And I saw a group of these girls that were literally orange.
It was disgusting.
I think they could have been reasonably good-looking. They were all in good shape and had nice features. But they totally ruined it wearing all kinds of goo on their face.
Why do people do this?!
I have constructed this highly insightful graph which explains why girls wear SO MUCH make up. They don't realise that past a point it has a detrimental effect. Its a question of self-awareness and a lack of self-control. It doesn't answer the question of why they wear make up to begin with, which is obvious, cos it helps them look better, feel more confident and attract more boys and make more girls more jealous.