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Original post by Imperion
Oh **** there was a time it froze and my mum came into the room. Thank goodness the laptop I was using needed to be plugged in to work :colonhash:

Lol lucky escape
Original post by toonervoustotalk
True same as mine
They gave me a whole list of bible passages to read
I really want to stop watching it though


:rofl: Tbh Idk whether masturbation is wrong according to the bible :tongue:

There's a point it just becomes boring :tongue:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Lol lucky escape


Ikr! :laugh:
Original post by Imperion
:rofl: Tbh Idk whether masturbation is wrong according to the bible :tongue:

There's a point it just becomes boring :tongue:

Same but i need to stop as well as it is selfish pleasure and leads to lust
But it is super hard
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Same but i need to stop as well as it is selfish pleasure and leads to lust
But it is super hard


No sure fire way to stop it :lol: But putting up those blocking sites things helps. Especially if you're already exhausted. Cba playing with DNS when using tired :tongue:
Original post by Imperion
No sure fire way to stop it :lol: But putting up those blocking sites things helps. Especially if you're already exhausted. Cba playing with DNS when using tired :tongue:

Ok will try
Do any of them work on phones though?
Original post by Anonymous
Should i just kill myself now??
This has never happened
omfg what should i do now
i can never talk to her again


has anyone else experienced this and how did you overcome it??


My mums caught me a couple of times purely because I didn't think anybody was in the house, I had music playing etc.
It's embarrasing, yes, but as parents they do understand. They've been young once, masturbating is a perfectly naturally and normal thing. It's embarrasing but you'll get over it. It'll be okay.

Just act normal.
Does it matter? You've sucked on your mother's teets and she's seen your penis/vagina when you were younger =\ at least she didn't catch you strip teasing
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Original post by Anonymous
Should i just kill myself now??
This has never happened
omfg what should i do now
i can never talk to her again


has anyone else experienced this and how did you overcome it??


Amateur
Original post by The_Blade
I've never masterbated the traditional way in my life aha

Posted from TSR Mobile


How do you then? :colondollar:
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Ok will try
Do any of them work on phones though?


Oh no, I don't :tongue: Phones... perhaps having you data cut off at certain times?
Original post by Imperion
Oh no, I don't :tongue: Phones... perhaps having you data cut off at certain times?


That wouldnt work lol
Mans has unlimited and my nerwork has blocked it as something to do with credit card
And i just wish i could block it on my wifi provider
Reply 52
Original post by ellie0497
Never happened to me but you'll overcome the embarrassment, I'm sure :biggrin:
My dad caught me once but never my mum:redface:


Your dad caught you fiddling with your bean....?

Omg kill yourself right now xD
Reply 53
Original post by Anonymous
I'm a girl, my mum's very conservative :facepalm:


Spoiler



Are you white, black, asian? If my mum caught me wanking, holy crap
Original post by am_blue
Your dad caught you fiddling with your bean....?

Omg kill yourself right now xD


:cry2::cry2: It was awful
Reply 55
Original post by BrokenLife
Tough luck.


You're the south asian one right?

What would your parents do if they caught you ahah
Original post by toonervoustotalk
That wouldnt work lol
Mans has unlimited and my nerwork has blocked it as something to do with credit card
And i just wish i could block it on my wifi provider


Then avoid your phone - impossible but I've stayed without a phone for a month now :rofl: Definitely possible xD
Reply 57
Original post by ellie0497
:cry2::cry2: It was awful


How old were you and what did he say after?
Original post by Imperion
Then avoid your phone - impossible but I've stayed without a phone for a month now :rofl: Definitely possible xD


I use my phone fot TSR so it is impossible for me lol
Original post by am_blue
How old were you and what did he say after?


I was 16
He didn't say anything; he tried pretending that he didn't see anything

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