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In 5 words or less, ruin a first date!

Lol I'm bored.

"Wanna meet my therapist?"


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"I just queefed." :mmm:
"I will bleed you dry"
Be right back, gotta ****. (poo)
You are ugly
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K.C
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can't wait to mount you
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Pulse.
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Haven't got my wallet.

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*While rubbing her belly* "Oh I'll get you pregnant" followed by a big smile.
Are you a virgin then?
you smell even better awake


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Original post by Poetic_Justice
Lol I'm bored.

"Wanna meet my therapist?"


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or

"my mum is here."
"Order salad and diet coke"
Original post by Odd socks
you smell even better awake


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literal lol.
nope. you did it. thanks man. I've seen enough.
I love you

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Original post by Pulse.
Haven't got my wallet.

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that won't ruin it.
that'll end it.
That waitress is hot right?
"I'm a Labour party member"
Original post by Plantagenet Crown
"I will bleed you dry"


Bloody hell.

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Original post by Danz123
*While rubbing her belly* "Oh I'll get you pregnant" followed by a big smile.



Original post by Odd socks
you smell even better awake


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Lmao



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This rag smells like chloroform.

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