Best way to sneeze.

I just sneezed. I have found over the years that the best way to sneeze is to keep your mouth shut so all the force is pushed through your nose. If you leave you mouth open then the sneeze doesn't have the desired effect. :colonhash:

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Reply 1

Alex621

For me it feels more forceful if I have my mouth open to exaggerate the 'achoo' :colone:

Reply 2

Some Bad Karma

Thank you. So much. You are a star. Honestly.

Reply 3

william walker

Original post by Alex621

For me it feels more forceful if I have my mouth open to exaggerate the 'achoo' :colone:

That's what she said.

Reply 4

william walker

Original post by Some Bad Karma

Thank you. So much. You are a star. Honestly.

That's what she said.

Reply 5

The_Blade

I find it how funny some people sneeze like mouses and then there's with a lion sneeze

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Reply 6

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Just say "Pineapple" and it comes out very nicely :smile:

Reply 7

Rorschach II

I've heard there's dangers to trying to prevent sneezing...

(I haven't done any further research though, so don't quote me for studies or statistics. It's still worthwhile to check it out though.)

Reply 8

Rorschach II

Into hand or arm, if you must? I mostly do arm.

Reply 9

thecatwithnohat

Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes

Just say "Pineapple" and it comes out very nicely :smile:

Tried a mock sneeze and saying pineapple just makes me sound possessed :frown:

am I ok

Reply 10

thecatwithnohat

My natural sneeze comes out as a high pitched gentle "achoo" :colonhash:

Reply 11

TheonlyMrsHolmes

Original post by thecatwithnohat

Tried a mock sneeze and saying pineapple just makes me sound possessed :frown:

am I ok

Well you have to kind of say "Pi.....piiii.....piiiiii.....piiinaaaaaplleeea aaaaacchhhhhhoooooooo" :smile:

is makes you sound possessed? I think you may be saying it wrong :redface:

Reply 12

Drunk Punx

Loudly and suddenly in a claustrophobic space with lots of people present.

Do it into the crook of your arm though. You're trying to make people **** themselves, not give them the plague.

Reply 13

Man.bear.pig

Original post by william walker

keep mouth shut??
that sends either the hugest, harshest sneeze up my nose
or it comes out the other end.

I let it all hang out. I sound like I'm doing karate like AH CHAII!!!!

But I do sneeze in my inner elbow. That groove between the upper and forearm.

I have the most powerful sneezes that knock you out your chair or into the next person, i don't give a ****.

Reply 14

picklescamp

I just had that moment when you think you're going to sneeze and your nose gets all tickly and you start to anticipate this amazing sneeze but then it just doesn't happen :bawling:

biggest anticlimax.

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Reply 15

iAmanze

Original post by thecatwithnohat

Tried a mock sneeze and saying pineapple just makes me sound possessed :frown:

am I ok

LOOOOOOOOOL! xD

Reply 16

william walker

I am enjoying these post. :biggrin:

Reply 17

Thickfreakness

It's always best to sneeze in a tissue (though you can probably get away with sneezing into the air without a tissue if you're at home or if you're outdoors, out in the wide open when no one is around you). If you don't have a tissue, then hold your sneeze, suppress it.

Reply 18

TorpidPhil

Sneezing with your mouth shuts gets loads of snot and **** in the front of your mouth which is just yuck. You want as much of that **** as possible to come out.