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Don't see the point in getting a wife if she doesn't do the washing up.

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Original post by Okay PM me
Don, she could just buy a dishwaher, then what?

You're a donut.


yo. you bare solved this thread fam. have a scooby snack
Original post by Conservationofmass
I'm not oppressing women, I haven't caged any of them. I will buy one from eastern Europe instead of trying to get one of these slutty English girls with "love". Money is the way forward!

Buy a woman? :lolwut: they aint objects
Original post by Conservationofmass
Well you ignore and stay away from those ones.

Lol
Original post by Profesh
Grade 'A' humour-sense.

(Did you once post a thread inviting TSR to estimate your age from a photograph, or was that someone else?)


Thanks and yes, good memory :redface:
Original post by Conservationofmass
I'm not oppressing women, I haven't caged any of them. I will buy one from eastern Europe instead of trying to get one of these slutty English girls with "love". Money is the way forward!


"slutty" then you basically say it's okay for you to use a woman for manual labour and sex? Grow the **** up.
Original post by Conservationofmass
In English please, I'm not foreign.


i aint talkin to you bruv

Original post by vis break
fam mans all about the cooking, but i dont wnna wash any dishes.
the biryani was calm, they put bare tandoori chickens in it. 10/10 dankness
dw i ate it str8 outta the container so i didnt need to do the dishes


Im sure you and trap queen will figure something out, bless ya...you cook, she'll wash :ahee:
Fam you is bare clever n dat, im so dumb id get a plate innit an put it in but you gave me a sik idea for next time cuz
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Buy a woman? :lolwut: they aint objects

Lol


Import one. Eastern Europe/Asia a nice loyal non slutty one.(most English girls are slags).
Original post by toonervoustotalk
But she also wants to work and become more independent


wtf why u asuming you know what she wants to do?
she wants to sit there and clean dishes fam, not work and chip her nails.
How can you be so ล™00d to your bae?

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Original post by vis break
can u even read? i said i offered her food. and how do cleaning dish skills xfer into cooking skills. since when do u have to be a slave to cook things and wtf is a stove?
Mac and cheese can be easily microwaved


You're a complete and utter doughnut if you don't know the meaning of the idiom "slave over a hot stove." Christ on a bike.

In plainer terms, being such an old-fashioned bloke you shouldn't see it as your duty to provide food for your wife, seeing as it's traditionally been the woman's role to cook for the family. Why exactly would you feed her if she's perfectly capable and expected to prepare meals but can't lift a spoon and chew without a man supporting her? Can't you see how ridiculous the notion is?
Original post by ivybridge
"slutty" then you basically say it's okay for you to use a woman for manual labour and sex? Grow the **** up.


I believe there's no point in getting a wife unless she does the washing up, and obviously sex as it's a marriage XD.
Original post by ivybridge
"slutty" then you basically say it's okay for you to use a woman for manual labour and sex? Grow the **** up.


oh wow, cuz the pedestal you put them on makes them better than men and therefore exempt from working manually? goddamn misojini
Original post by TylerClementi
Gender defined job roles:
Women{

Cook
Clean
F u c k
Suck and
Serve

Men{

S h i t
Shower
Shag
Shave and
Shampoo


Yet another vile example of my own gendered race. And people even dare argue feminism isn't necessary in todays world? People like you are just... there are no words.
Original post by Conservationofmass
An imported one.


You're either on a wind-up or flat-out retarded.
Original post by vis break
yo. you bare solved this thread fam. have a scooby snack


Cuz I am not your "fam".

Why you hating on females though?
Original post by Walt_14
You're either on a wind-up or flat-out retarded.


Russian brides, bald fat blokes go to asia and get hot wifes to bring back, and I'm neither fat or bald.
Original post by Conservationofmass
Import one. Eastern Europe/Asia a nice loyal non slutty one.(most English girls are slags).

Import one :lol: that is illegal
You need to make sure it is fair trade cercificated :yy:
Ok just find someone who has simillar views as you ffs
Original post by vis break
wtf why u asuming you know what she wants to do?
she wants to sit there and clean dishes fam, not work and chip her nails.

Mate she might be happy if she chipped her nail and brought home money as well rather than just being a couch potato waiting for her hubby to come home
Original post by toonervoustotalk
Import one :lol: that is illegal
You need to make sure it is fair trade cercificated :yy:
Ok just find someone who has simillar views as you ffs

Mate she might be happy if she chipped her nail and brought home money as well rather than just being a couch potato waiting for her hubby to come home


but shes not a couch potato shes cleaning the dishes
If it looks that way when I try, I'll get a prostitute first.
Where's William Walker and his fine religious beliefs when I need him!
Original post by vis break
but shes not a couch potato shes cleaning the dishes


Cleaning the dishes takes 15 mins max
So what will she do after she has cooked food and washed the dishes?

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