Have you ever been caught fapping/flipping the bean?

yes and my father wanted me to show him what i was watching because he thought i was gay

When I was little, like pre-puberty, I got caught by my mom several times, like humping stuff. She always got extremely mad and was like: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. It was so embarrasing. The worst part is, she then proceeded to tell people (her friends/my aunt) what I was up to, she would just bring it up in casual conversation WHILE I WAS PRESENT.

Then one time, I was just watching TV in bed and I reached down into my PJ's under my blanket to scratch my thigh. So I was scratching my thigh but I saw my mom approaching my door (we have a glass door) so just before she opened the door, I quickly tried to get my hand out of my PJ's and out from under the blanket because I knew it would look like I was petting the kitty cat pussy even though I really wasn't, I was just scratching an itch (ON MY THIGH!). But unfortunately it was too late and she noticed that I quickly got my hand out and she looked at me with a disgusted face and she was like: What are you doing??? And then shut the door.

An just last year, I was wanking and I didn't notice my dad got home and he ALMOST walked in on me and omg I stopped doing it just before he walked in, I would have died if he caught me, I would have just jumped out the window or something.

Have u ever been caught?

I got caught my room mate once, she walked in my room with out knocking, she is a mature student so she never mentioned it to anyone else, and she went to say that she does it to, everyone does it, so be cool and lets never talk about it again

She sounds cool

Lmao Im a girl but omg cant u see the sign next to my username!! Honestly the nipple thing just doesnt ork for me, my nipples are not sensitive at all. Never been.

Btw I have this fantasy where me + my bae cut each other with razors (not in a violent way, but in a gentle, romantic way) and then drink each others blood while we ****, and I have made peace with the fact that no girl will ever do this with me lmao its just a fantasy, dont you sometimes feel like you will not be able to find a sex partner who wants to do 'weird' stuff you're into? Tbh thats the only weird thing Im into, I guess Im pretty vanilla otherwise, I dont really get most fetishes

WHAT THE **** AM I READING

You need counselling. Join a Fetish site TSR is not for these warped fantasies.

And u need a new open mind installed. Didnt know you were the TSR police though, bye.

You need to learn to control your sexual urges. Are you a dog? masturbating with teddy bears and ****ing bed posts! How the hell do you manage to go past lampposts without humping them? {or do you not]

Promiscuous is what comes to mind. Do check for STD and AIDS!

Hahah I've been caught like three times...

A bit awkward especially not just the once.

Twice. First time mum didn't notice, second time she did. I didn't leave my room for hours after so disturbed.

Thing is my room is next to where we do laundry so I have to listen out for when the machines on so I know nobody will come down

Got caught humping my bed post one time lol. I don't know how the **** I learnt that it was pleasurable but I discovered putting significant pressure on your pelvis to the point where it's painful by making sure all of your weight goes there (by lying horizontally on the bedpost with your feet in the air holding onto the bed with your arms and wobbly about a little bit) is a pretty reliable masturbation technique.

It was so awkward. I was like 12 or something. I just dived forward off the bed post completely nude and started fiddling with my phone pretending I was making music on my phone, which was a hobby of mine at the time. Just there, pretending to be making music on my phone completely forgetting that I was sat there totally nude in front of my mum. She didn't say anything she just turned around and left lol. ****ing hell it is painful remembering this.

Never been caught once. Not even any close calls or anything.

Just do it in the bathroom and lock the door.

My first job when I turned 16 was working in the same corner shop as my Mum (no, this isn't a fapping at work story!)

Anyway, one day I walk into work and the manager tells me how I needed to get laid, judging by the noises my Mum heard coming from my room most nights... I don't know what I felt worse about, being overheard by my Mum, or having her asking my/her boss about what normal fapping habits for teenage boys should be and then having him confront me about it :/

I had cum on my hand once and I went to my uncle help move a piece of furniture. He must have the seen the blobulous mass of spunk on the thumb fold of my right hand which I neglected to clean off, but we're men; that is what men do.

I did once tell the mother that I watched shemale porn, and she told my entire family at a family do. Neither of these count as being caught though.

When I was little, like pre-puberty, I got caught by my mom several times, like humping stuff. She always got extremely mad and was like: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. It was so embarrasing. The worst part is, she then proceeded to tell people (her friends/my aunt) what I was up to, she would just bring it up in casual conversation WHILE I WAS PRESENT.

Then one time, I was just watching TV in bed and I reached down into my PJ's under my blanket to scratch my thigh. So I was scratching my thigh but I saw my mom approaching my door (we have a glass door) so just before she opened the door, I quickly tried to get my hand out of my PJ's and out from under the blanket because I knew it would look like I was petting the kitty cat pussy even though I really wasn't, I was just scratching an itch (ON MY THIGH!). But unfortunately it was too late and she noticed that I quickly got my hand out and she looked at me with a disgusted face and she was like: What are you doing??? And then shut the door.

An just last year, I was wanking and I didn't notice my dad got home and he ALMOST walked in on me and omg I stopped doing it just before he walked in, I would have died if he caught me, I would have just jumped out the window or something.

Have u ever been caught?