Polish fancy dress

I've been invited to an 'around the world' fancy dress where everyone gets assigned a country to go as. I got Poland and I'm kinda stuck in what I should come as, anyone have any funny/creative/traditional idea's? (Male btw)

Reply 1

Sabertooth

Polish plumber- wear jeans that show your buttcrack when you bend down? Belt with some tools and carry a few bottles of wodka.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 2

Duwsh

Wear your normal clothes but carry around a bottle of absolut vodka and a polish sausage.

Either that or a matching track suit with bright white trainers, shaved head and a gold chain?

Reply 3

Sabertooth

Original post by Duwsh

Wear your normal clothes but carry around a bottle of absolut vodka

Why on earth would a Pole drink Swedish vodka?

Reply 4

Chicken.M.

fluffy hat and wife beater + trackies.

Reply 5

Duwsh

Original post by Sabertooth

Why on earth would a Pole drink Swedish vodka?

Oh sorry I didn't realise you had to be Swedish to drink Swedish vodka, I'll go tell my Polish uncle and Slovakian step-dad to stop drinking it. Oh and I guess I'll stop drinking it too.

Thanks for the heads up.

Reply 6

Sabertooth

Original post by Duwsh

Whoa, calm down, man. :/

I just meant why have a Swedish bottle of vodka if OP is dressing as a Pole - there are a lot of delicious Polish vodkas he could get.

Reply 7

Duwsh

Original post by Sabertooth

Whoa, calm down, man. :/

I just meant why have a Swedish bottle of vodka if OP is dressing as a Pole - there are a lot of delicious Polish vodkas he could get.