HELP! There's a gorilla on my sofa!

I am panicking, I skipped into the lounge to watch Question Time and there's this great big gorilla sitting on the sofa.
What the hell can I do?

Reply 1

Danny McCoyne

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Is this a racially motivated post OP? I feel like it is. Are you white?

Reply 2

chantalc

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Original post by Danny McCoyne

Is this a racially motivated post OP? I feel like it is. Are you white?

Woah. I don't think it is. Chill out mate

Reply 3

RiverOfTears

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Fight it. Chuck banana skins at it :lol:

Reply 4

Danny McCoyne

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Original post by chantalc

Woah. I don't think it is. Chill out mate

You never know these days. Like that cadbury advert with the gorilla is subliminally racist there's a lot of subtext and layers to people's bigotry these days.

Reply 5

aamirac

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I'm still waiting for this zo-house tour.

Reply 6

phoenixsilver

OP

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Original post by Danny McCoyne

Is this a racially motivated post OP? I feel like it is. Are you white?

Definitely motivated by such. I'm white, but I'm a liberal which means I'll take any reason to preach about how "privileged" I am because of my race. In fact, I think white people should apologise because their skin is racist.

(This is sarcasm and not intended to be offensive, just a heads up to the mods)

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Reply 7

Treypound

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Original post by phoenixsilver

Definitely motivated by such. I'm white, but I'm a liberal which means I'll take any reason to preach about how "privileged" I am because of my race. In fact, I think white people should apologise because their skin is racist.

(This is sarcasm and not intended to be offensive, just a heads up to the mods)

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You sicken me

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Reply 8

DiddyDec01

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Original post by Danny McCoyne

Is this a racially motivated post OP? I feel like it is. Are you white?

Reply 9

jsMath

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I am wondering who will win u or u!?

Reply 10

TheFarmerLad

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ask it 'are you hungry'

Reply 11

_Fergo

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Original post by Danny McCoyne

Is this a racially motivated post OP? I feel like it is. Are you white?

Original post by Danny McCoyne

You never know these days. Like that cadbury advert with the gorilla is subliminally racist there's a lot of subtext and layers to people's bigotry these days.

If anyone's racially motivated here, it's you. Stop it.

Reply 12

Danny McCoyne

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Original post by *Stefan*

If anyone's racially motivated here, it's you. Stop it.

This makes no sense. Black people cannot be racist. We don't have power or the privilege that possessing white skin provides. I also have not benefited from the systemic oppression of another race.