What's the craziest/weirdest thing your teacher has done?

My GCSE maths teacher was insane. Seriously, the worst man I’ve ever met in my entire life. He was an Irish bloke, about 30 and to put it lightly he was quite racist. Used to make loads of sweeping statements about students (e.g. “Where’s <name of Asian boy in class> today? I hope he’s not at that chocolate shop (referring to the one in Sydney) with the rest of his family!”). He also ran at a student in a lesson and tackled him to the ground. To add, at one point he caught a student on their phone… the reasonable thing to do would be to confiscate it. What did he do? He opened the window next to his desk and lobbed it on to the roof. He then told the student to go on to the roof (no, this really happened) and retrieve it. He was always swearing and very much liked to call numerous students “fat pr*cks”, “stupid c*nts”, etc.. So yeah.

Sounds like the type of teacher I'd get expelled for beating the **** out of.

One of our teachers added a girl on MSN and got her to send him lewd photos. He was promptly sacked and later jailed.

Another teacher smacked one of my friends on the back, and he was promptly sacked.

Two teachers had an affair, and naked photos of the female teacher got leaked.

One of my teachers in sixth form pinched me on the back of the arm, so I called him a word that rhymes with hunt, and he chased me around school for like ten minutes

Another teacher practically pushed my mate down the stairs because he was still drunk from the night before and wasn't wearing school uniform. I ended up lending him some school clothes as I felt bad.

One teacher jumped up on the table and started doing monkey noises and acting like an ape because a kid was misbehaving.

My form tutor ran out the class crying because a couple of lads wouldn't stop farting and threw a rubber at her.



Thinking back it is understandable why my school was in special measures

Still the best teacher I have ever had. He gave us the keys to his classroom so we could play poker after school.

One of our old teachers held a boy up by the collar once and said he could hire someone to beat him up because he "has the money to do so" and he "knows people". He made people cry multiple times as well.

Someone showed our maths teacher the "21" vine last year and he quoted it anytime the number 21 was mentioned lmao.

A teacher once argued with me for 45 minutes during an hour long class because I was sick and had a note to get out of PE, what was ironic was that she argued I was "wasting her time" yet proceeded to lecture me for 3/4 of our class and ended up not even teaching the rest of our class.

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Held my hand for a few seconds. Ugh.

2 creepy paedophile teachers at my school;

This was in year 7. One time in Art class the Art teacher (the pedo in question) held us all back after class and accused one of us of stealing a sculpting knife. The knife was clearly on the canvas above the projector but he was having none of it and said he wanted to pat us down in case we were hiding it. The knife was visible this whole time. He didn't really "pat down" anyone, he groped all the girls, ran his hands down their bodies etc. We were only in Year 7 and none of us knew what was happening and he had threatened to get us all excluded or in trouble. Being the naive kids we were we just let him do this ****, only in Year 10 when it was bought up among ourselves we realised the nature of the incident. He left half way through the year too. Wonder why

A substitute ICT Teacher went up behind this autistic girls chair and began humping it. We were all looking at him thinking "wtf is this bloke doing", and then someone pointed out his boner and it's true, he did have one Disgusting guy.

We had a teacher that was similare to your case.
He got arrested due to possessing over 500 graphic visuals of child pornoghraphy.
In addition, during P.E. lessons he would come, and stand in the changing rooms as he watched us change in year 8.
We saw him a few months back, he seemed like he was a changed man so we just said hello him; due to feeling so guilty he couldn't even raise his head.

I reacted the same way

That story was beyond worrying though. >.<

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