Do you have someone of the other sex who gets to you, mysteriously, for years?

And you can't get them out of your head?

OP

I'd add that you could barely know them, only have a chance meeting, whatever, and you may have other substantial relationships, but you can't get them out of your mind.

Reply 2

Anonymous #2

yeah, there's this guy who would walk past me at the bus stop every day and smile at me (stupid i know haha) but yeah, wish one of us would of said hello. recently saw him but he has a girlfriend...felt a connection even though we've never spoken.

Reply 3

RainbowKiwi

16

Yup, I'm always walking past them thinkin :iiam:

Reply 4

Davalla

20

Yeah, the neighbour who lives opposite me. A proper fitty but she is moving out today, so now I am sad. Day after day I would awake with the hope of seeing her naked through the window; I'd sit there with my telescope locked in on that single room hoping for a bit of skin. She must have seen me masturbate loads of times too- thin curtains you see.

She might have to spend a bit of time in my van. I need to get a van first though. Perhaps I can persuade her to stay.

Reply 5

Anonymous #3

Yes, one of my friends.

Reply 6

RainbowKiwi

16

Original post by Davalla

Yeah, the neighbour who lives opposite me. A proper fitty but she is moving out today, so now I am sad. Day after day I would awake with the hope of seeing her naked through the window; I'd sit there with my telescope locked in on that single room hoping for a bit of skin. She must have seen me masturbate loads of times too- thin curtains you see.

She might have to spend a bit of time in my van. I need to get a van first though. Perhaps I can persuade her to stay.

You could have pretended to be the moving van then hustled her into it.

Reply 7

Aria Enoshima

16

Original post by RainbowKiwi

You could have pretended to be the moving van then hustled her into it.

And steal her stuff while your at it. Two for one deal.

Reply 8

Davalla

20

Original post by RainbowKiwi

You could have pretended to be the moving van then hustled her into it.

Her daughter might miss her though. I can't be bothered contemplating kidnapping both of them so I need a better plan. Perhaps I can persuade her to fake her death like Ian Beale's mum did on Eastenders. That way we can live together forever and not have to worry about the daughter wondering where her mummy is.