Halloween Pun Thread
Best I could come up with, sorry
What did the cheerleader say to the ghost at try-outs?
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GET YOUR HALLOWEINERS OUT!!!
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What do you call a vampire who's car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?
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The undead rise from their graves and start limping towards towns. Meanwhile, the female corpses start hurrying the other way. Why?
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Original post by Plantagenet Crown
The undead rise from their graves and start limping towards towns. Meanwhile, the female corpses start hurrying the other way. Why?
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I would rep, but can't, yours is the funniest on here.
That spoiler part made me crack up.
Original post by Plantagenet Crown
The undead rise from their graves and start limping towards towns. Meanwhile, the female corpses start hurrying the other way. Why?
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We have a winner.
Why is dracula so unpopular?
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BurstingBubbles
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AXE.
(edited 8 years ago)
All these puns are absolutely deadful
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, I'm only a friendly ghost!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, I'm only a friendly ghost!
Original post by Firescarlett554
Why is dracula so unpopular?
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Oh dear, I hope @Count Dracula hasn't seen this!
Original post by Black Rose
Oh dear, I hope @Count Dracula hasn't seen this!
Unpopular!?
I am the most popular of all the monsters, especially now I have Frankenstein's brain!
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