Horny season

OP

It's the spring innit, babies and that....

:s

Reply 81

MaryKay

8

Timeslikethese

It's the spring innit, babies and that....

:s

Ah that's the reason .... wondered why the sight of a guys taut butt is so appealing at the moment :blush:

Reply 82

OP

I just want sex, of any kind at all. Preferably now. Morning sex is great, really sets up the day... but you know, I need a shower... I have sick in my hair from like three days ago...

Reply 83

OP

... this is why i've had no sex.... since that night!

I got drunk and ran across a roundabout and went over on my ankle and into a bush. I was then mounted by my friend, and I came home with a bunch of daffodils, some noodles and several twigs in my hair...

Reply 84

MaryKay

8

Timeslikethese

I just want sex, of any kind at all. Preferably now. Morning sex is great, really sets up the day... but you know, I need a shower... I have sick in my hair from like three days ago...

Well shower away the sick residue :eek:

and who knows what else may be dealt with :wink:

Reply 85

Robbolo

13

Horny season? :frown:

just as i grow my virginity back godammit :mad:

Reply 86

anjurdsg

Timeslikethese

I just want sex...

great way of manipulating guys you... :hmmm:

Reply 87

OP

Randomness... I think I need sleep... but i'm going to do this all dayer...

Reply 88

TLT starting a thread with the word 'horny' in it; whatever next. :p:

Reply 89

OP

People think that all I talk about is sex, i'm just proving them wrong.

:s:

Reply 90

Timeslikethese

People think that all I talk about is sex, i'm just proving them wrong.

:s:

Atta girl.

You prove them wrong ;yes;

Reply 91

OP

Heh, atta girl.... made me lol for some reason... :wtf:

Reply 92

OP

Awh, I had hoped :wtf:

would be a smilie.... :frown:

Reply 93

:wtf?: You need [noparse]:wtf?:[/noparse]

Reply 94

OP

ooh... I knew it must exist... what's with the question mark? Crappy....

Reply 95

Fight the system; say :wtf:

to :wtf?:

Reply 96

OP

Oh god yeah, ever the rebel. I'm cold and tired.... stupid dogsitting!

I am not having any babies for at least 8 years!!! The responsibility of looking after my friends badly trained puppy for the weekend has been too much.

Reply 97

Timeslikethese

Oh god yeah, ever the rebel. I'm cold and tired.... stupid dogsitting!

I am not having any babies for at least 8 years!!! The responsibility of looking after my friends badly trained puppy for the weekend has been too much.

Some dogs are absolute bitches.

Impossible to look after.

Reply 98

OP

Unfortunately for this little puppy, its owner hasn't trained it very well so it's not really her fault.

But naughty is an understatement, she has an evil glint in her eye...

Reply 99