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Lol @ "i'm pregnant".

How about you have him catch you and his best mate at it in his bed?

That'd be well funny.
That just sounds totally out of order. You could say you have gonorrhea.
Reply 3
Tell him you're a lesbian.
Reply 4
fairycakes
hey

i need help thinking of a prank for tomoro...

last resort wil be 'i'm pregnant'...

but i want something better...can anyone help please??

xxxx

Tell him he's dumped.

Or alternatively, tell him that you've realised you're a lesbian.

EDIT: ah, bunthulhu beat me to it
tell him you're a man.
Reply 6
Tell him you're in love with his sister. :biggrin:
Murder him.
Reply 8
print off a picture of a bloke, show him and say this was me before my treatment
Reply 9
bite :wink:
Thud
bite :wink:


LOL

Winner.
Reply 11
Gem
Tell him you're in love with his sister. :biggrin:


Better yet - your own sister.
Tell him you want to try something new in bed.....
and then start preparing loads of glasses full of water.

If he asks you what they're for, say you're going to drink them to make sure you have a nice full bladder, and that he should just lay back and enjoy it :wink:

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XenaGlamRocker
Tell him you want to try something new in bed.....
and then start preparing loads of glasses full of water.

If he asks you what they're for, say you're going to drink them to make sure you have a nice full bladder, and that he should just lay back and enjoy it :wink:

lol


Hahahahaa :biggrin:

TSR is proving to be very amusing this evening.
Tell him you've found god and your becoming a nun.
tell him your pregnant by his dad

take a photo of the reaction on his face and post it here
Reply 16
i just text my gf to tell her 'im sorry baby, i have realised im gay. sorry i couldnt tell you to your face, but this is the easiest and most cowardly way that a gay man could do it'. x
Tell him that you have been shagging his best mate and now have HIV.
Reply 18
Lib North
Better yet - your own sister.


...and he'll be forced to talk about it on jerry springer :eek: :biggrin:
Oh how did it go? :biggrin:

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