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Christmas Haiku 2015

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Reply 80
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Shotte
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A mince pie and milk
Draws a fat man, red, jolly
Ugh, not Santa, Dad.
Reply 81
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my voice is croaky
i am sucking a jakeman's
no that is not rude
On Christmas Day, we
Huddle around the fire;
It's a nice feeling.

Outside, stormy winds
Rage against our windows, but
We are safe inside.



(edited 8 years ago)
In Lincoln Market
Try to refrain from cider
Doubt I will succeed
Reply 84
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Original post by Treblebee
On Christmas Day, we
Huddle around the fire;
It's a pleasant feeling.

Outside, stormy winds
Rage against our windows, but
We are safe inside.





very nice.... check your syllables on the first one tho' :redface:
Reply 85
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Original post by BefuddledPenguin
In Lincoln Market
Try to refrain from cider
Doubt I will succeed


cider warms the bones
when the bitter fen wind blows
across kesteven
Original post by the bear
very nice.... check your syllables on the first one tho' :redface:


Haha I meant "nice feeling". Couldn't decide between "pleasant thought" and "nice feeling", so I decided on the latter, only clearly forgot to change the "pleasant" to "nice" :tongue:
Reply 87
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Original post by Treblebee
Haha I meant "nice feeling". Couldn't decide between "pleasant thought" and "nice feeling", so I decided on the latter, only clearly forgot to change the "pleasant" to "nice" :tongue:


all's well that ends well :bigsmile:
Reply 88
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99p shop
bursting with Christmas goodies
my black friday zone
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99p shop
bursting with Christmas goodies
my black friday zone
That shop is perfect
For well-priced presents, except
When they see the brand!

One time, I bought a
Gift there, wrapped it up - all done!
The tag was still there.

So, come Christmas Day,
They unwrapped the gift, and saw:
"99p shop".

The moral of this
Is to remove every tag,
Lest it tell the price! :wink:
Reply 90
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Original post by Treblebee
That shop is perfect
For well-priced presents, except
When they see the brand!

One time, I bought a
Gift there, wrapped it up - all done!
The tag was still there.

So, come Christmas Day,
They unwrapped the gift, and saw:
"99p shop".

The moral of this
Is to remove every tag,
Lest it tell the price! :wink:


beginner's error
put a waitrose tag instead
lolroflyolo
Original post by the bear
beginner's error
put a waitrose tag instead
lolroflyolo

Haha, that's a plan!
Or mebbe attempt to find
A spare Harrods tag? xp
Reply 92
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Original post by Treblebee
Haha, that's a plan!
Or mebbe attempt to find
A spare Harrods tag? xp




buy a calendar
they have pop stars and boy bands
for 99p
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buy a calendar
they have pop stars and boy bands
for 99p

Or maybe I should get
One with bees on the cover...
It might be cheaper ;p

The trouble with that
Is that I'm the only one
Who seems to like bees.

So unless I'm a freak
And buy presents for myself -
Yours is a good plan.
Reply 94
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Original post by Treblebee
Or maybe I should get
One with bees on the cover...
It might be cheaper ;p

The trouble with that
Is that I'm the only one
Who seems to like bees.

So unless I'm a freak
And buy presents for myself -
Yours is a good plan.


please please remember
bees are not just for Christmas
they are not like wasps
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please please remember
bees are not just for Christmas
they are not like wasps

Ah, I do know that -
We keep bees, you see (new, though).
So I will take care.
Reply 96
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Original post by Treblebee
Ah, I do know that -
We keep bees, you see (new, though).
So I will take care.


that is good to hear
bees are our oldest livestock
honey is lovely
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that is good to hear
bees are our oldest livestock
honey is lovely

Indeed! And the bee
Is man's best insect friend. Plus,
They are amazing!

I could keep this up -
If this weren't a Christmas thread -
Forever: They're bees.
Reply 98
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Original post by Treblebee
Indeed! And the bee
Is man's best insect friend. Plus,
They are amazing!

I could keep this up -
If this weren't a Christmas thread -
Forever: They're bees.


bees in the stable
watched over the new born king
keeping the wasps out
Original post by the bear
bees in the stable
watched over the new born king
keeping the wasps out

Good analogy!
Bees' "Away in a manger"
Would be very nice.

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