Where can I hire a hot male companion for an evening?

Hire a prostitute?

Where do you find male prostitutes?

I'll do it

Oh really?

Post us some pics then, how tall are you?

Well where is this event... no point if I don't like the venue or can't get to the location....

Maybe a bit far for you, it's in Lancashire

Maybe a tad

Darn it, looks like I'll have to choose a more local male specimen.

Thanks for the offer though; are you accounted for out of curiousity?

Sadly I am not currently accounted for.....

Pics, I wanna see if you are hot :P

I am not a piece of meat I shall have you know!!!!

Plus hotness is completely subjective, if you're really desperate enough to know pm me

Everyone is a piece of meat, were all made up of protein, I'll have you know

Meh, I'll pass, thanks anyway

Everyone is a piece of meat, were all made up of protein, I'll have you know

Meh, I'll pass, thanks anyway

You type like a male, and I don't swing that way. Unfortunately.

Well not a piece of meat you should eat that is!!!!Nor should you treat me like I am!!!!

Actually saying that......

Well unless you become a stalker I'll guess you'll never know!!! Good luck with making that bloke jealous though!