Whisks, because whisking is therapeutic, even saying the word "whisk" removes stress from your body. It's such a jolly sound.
Some may use a fork to do a whisk's job, but who can truly match the sheer positive zen and power of the whisk.
Friends, TSRians, Countrymen, thrust your whisks as high to the heavens as the extension cord will allow, for no man shall settle for low-powered battery-operated alternatives.
We are one community - a community of greatness, we behold such beautiful creations - From the sublime triple tiered wedding cake to the humble ham and cheese omelette, we are our own nation, united in glory and celebration. The bowl is our shield. The mighty shining whisk will be our glistening ever rotating sword that will mix and move our great cause to a new age. We, the masters of technology, who marry cog with motor and motor with electrical charge, shall found a dynasty of culinary beauty on the whisk.
AND SO
We shall march on the cities of the world, we shall give them cake, meringue, whipped cream and more - we shall present these items with the true MAGIC of the whisk, without the infernal clacking and marking of our bowls from forks, we shall rejoice in great clouds of flour as our engines begin to whirl, and we shall create such light beautiful culinary creations that the world shall cease to move against the combined whisking power.
WHISK MY FRIENDS, FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE!!!