What's the smoothest (flirty) line you've ever heard?
I saw this today and I was like :O
I don't even like Harry Potter but damn that's smooth
I don't even like Harry Potter but damn that's smooth
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Original post by tylerdaniel
I saw this today and I was like :O
I don't even like Harry Potter but damn that's smooth
I don't even like Harry Potter but damn that's smooth
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass"
Pretty won over by this lol
I'll show you how not to:
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Original post by tylerdaniel
I saw this today and I was like :O
I don't even like Harry Potter but damn that's smooth
I don't even like Harry Potter but damn that's smooth
"Can you open the (Gryffin) dor to your House, because I want to slytherin".
You're 
Original post by Indeterminate
You're
The only girls who will understand this pick up line you don't want to see naked
Original post by Schrödingers Cat
The only girls who will understand this pick up line you don't want to see naked
I'll have you know I have the body of a VS angel
You. Me. Bed. Now.
Lets do it!
Original post by Schrödingers Cat
The only girls who will understand this pick up line you don't want to see naked
savage, 11/10
Original post by StrawbAri
I'll have you know I have the body of a VS angel
Men are so unrealistic nowadays smh. A girl can't be pretty and into maths
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
Men are so unrealistic nowadays smh. A girl can't be pretty and into maths
Two words.
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Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
Men are so unrealistic nowadays smh. A girl can't be pretty and into maths
At the risk of sounding stalker-y @RonnieRJ from the Cambridge threads is proof this isn't true
(not sure if she's into maths but I know she's pretty sciency)
Original post by enyaajohns
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass"
Pretty won over by this lol
Pretty won over by this lol
I actually used that one once, she responded with "Oooh, I dunno if I like that one, bit sleazy!"
Horses for courses...Original post by StrawbAri
At the risk of sounding stalker-y @RonnieRJ from the Cambridge threads is proof this isn't true (not sure if she's into maths but I know she's pretty sciency)
(not sure if she's into maths but I know she's pretty sciency)Awww thank you!!
I love maths, maths and physical sciences are my babies x
Original post by StrawbAri
I'll have you know I have the body of a VS angel
Can't believe this without photo evidence sorry
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