Write a message to your ex!

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Dear delightful ex boyfriend,

Against advice from my sister and my closest friends I've decided to keep your hoodie. Not because it still smells of you (it doesn't anymore it smells of Lenor) and it brings back memories or whatever, but because it keeps me so warm when I go on walks in the evening. I'm not throwing away a good hoodie due to an ex boyfriend. So thanks for the free hoodie! I'm sure it'll keep me warm for a good few years

From me

I wondered where my hoodie had gone!

Give it back!
Otherwise I shall reveal some embarrassing secrets of yours

You're not my ex smh. The hoodie was a present.

You're not my ex smh. The hoodie was a present.

Ohhhh yeah........

I want the present back then!

Soz I still don't think you're my ex.

Dear ex,

Oh wait, I don't have one...

Such a meanie for refusing to acknowledge me.

Please, please, please come back to me!