[GFX-K]

(Original post by LH123)
"Busy masturbating over you, miss "

LMAO!

[macbook]

(Original post by - skyhigh -)
Leave your sixth form ID at home and say security got in the way

HeHe yes that is a good one i will have to use that one, or just say i forgot my key for the door of our sixth form building.

May have to use theme both as i am always late. I forgot my id and key for college. lol

[Blátönn]

'Sorry I'm late I . . . *Plot summary of Beowulf* . . . it won't happen again.'

[FireDeuce]

i always used to say someone parked over my drive so I couldn't get my car out..

[Myth717]

Re: best excuse for being late?

Well this wasn't mine, but I saw a copy of the late slip in last years yearbook:

Reason for being late:
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Saw a homeless person on the way to school and felt sorry for him so went to johnnys cafe to buy him breakfast.



hahahahaha wish I'd come up with that!

That is epic lmfao

[jobin191]

there was a Traffic accident and the road was blocked..

[Smell_]

i couldnt wake up
my dog bit my finger
my underwear was still in the washing machine
i had a bad dream last night
my invisible cat peed all over the house
the toothfairy never came
i forgot to chop down a tree in my back yard
my house burned down
someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar
i saw a zombie outside
i ate too much pie last night
i was kidnapped by a burger
my cat ate my pet mouse
i saw a homeless guy on the street and i felt sorry for him so i bought him breakfast
my butt fell off accidentally
i met a guy named larz
my grandma was throwing bananas at me all night long
my penguin slipped down the toilet
i was owning nubes on halo
i had to harvest my crops on farmville
i was having a chicken fight in my pool
i was solving my rubix cube
my sister baked me a cake
i forgot how to breathe
my milk turned into cottage cheese
i forgot where i lived
my lightbulb blew so i couldnt see where i was going
i had to cut the grass for my grandpa
my eyeball popped out
i got lost in my closet searching for narnia
i was on the phone with obama
i ate all my halloween candy
i swallowed a whole potato in one bite for breakfast
i worked way to hard yesturday
i was too busy trying to invent xbox 720
my dog ate my car keys
my body didnt want to wake up
smokey the bear taught me about fire
i was giving my friend tyler a haircut
my underwear shrunk too much when it was in the dryer
i was updating my twitter
superman was on a break so i had to cover for him
two really annoying kids were holding uo traffic with an invisble rope
i got locked inside my house
i thought today was a day off
i forgot the way to school
my left indicator is broken, so i had to make all right turns to get here

[Narutopolaris]

Well, it's not mine, but at school I saw "defending truth, justice and freedom; the American Way!"

[battycatlady]

'Why are you late?'

'I forgot how to walk'

'You don't seem to be having any problems now'

'I had senior moment'

'You're only 17'

'In body, but my mind is wise beyond my years'

It was one of the funniest conversations I've heard at school. The guy got a detention, but I bet it was well worth it :')