I can 99% guarantee you're probably like one of those chubby kids in school who thinks they can play football but can't even kick a ball properly and has cottage cheese for legs
Take a bitch nandos and order Halloumi on the side. Shows your well cultured and travelled.
She can pay for herself cuz its nandos.
Alternatively, take her McDonalds drive through and pull up, and make them bring the food out to you, to show her you know how to run tings.
Trust!
Going to order her some corn on the cob so she knows that I am from a strong farming heritage. Will show that I am a strong independent black man that plants his seeds wisely.
In case she is Halal, I will let the waitress know before leaving that I shall give her the sausage later tonight. Got my peng ting.
Going to order her some corn on the cob so she knows that I am from a strong farming heritage. Will show that I am a strong independent black man that plants his seeds wisely.
In case she is Halal, I will let the waitress know before leaving that I shall give her the sausage later tonight. Got my peng ting.
thoughts on Olaudah Equiano?
And do you ever listen to slave songs cuz they're actually really catchy?
waaaaaaaaaade in the waaaaaater waaaaaaaaaaade in the waaaaaterrrrrrr
He was a stingy black man to be honest but loved his plantains though. Buying his freedom and tryna ball on his own people is disgusting, if you ask me.
Also, make a playlist of slave songs for the gym, and jump on treadmill and pretend the boydem are after you, after you have escaped. Will hit all kinds of PB's.
Before anyone comes in and even attempts to say that this thread is ruined I would strongly argue that this is a lot more funny (and light hearted) than Lucio's terrible chirpsy game with SAF which is beyond cringey AF. Also what's with SAF thinking she's some sort of goddess on here when she is as basic as a plastic bag smfh.