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How to know if a girl is wife material

Perfect wife material:

-Born and raised at least 10 years in a single mother household, this shows how tough she is

-At least 10+ partners, this shows that she is experienced in the bed

-Lots of makeup everyday, this shows that she likes to take care of herself

-Likes to nag and demand you buy her stuff, this shows that she has good taste in things

-Over 30, this shows she is wise and knows the ropes of life

-Extremely active on social media, this shows how normal she is

-Have at least 1 kid, this shows she can be a good mother

-Lots of guy friends, this means she can relate to the opposite sex and you

-Goes out every night to party, this shows that she isn't a boring person and knows fun

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For me personally, it's her skill with an Intervention on Rust.
Original post by MrMiscer
-Likes to nag and demand you buy her stuff, this shows that she has good taste in things

-Have at least 1 kid, this shows she can be a good mother


Just being a mum makes you a good one? You can demand any inane bull**** you want because it still means you have good taste? :rofl:

You tried so hard :bigsmile:
Reply 3
Original post by Axel Johann
For me personally, it's her skill with an Intervention on Rust.


gamer girls tho
Original post by MrMiscer
Perfect wife material:

-Born and raised at least 10 years in a single mother household, this shows how tough she is

-At least 10+ partners, this shows that she is experienced in the bed

-Lots of makeup everyday, this shows that she likes to take care of herself

-Likes to nag and demand you buy her stuff, this shows that she has good taste in things

-Over 30, this shows she is wise and knows the ropes of life

-Extremely active on social media, this shows how normal she is

-Have at least 1 kid, this shows she can be a good mother

-Lots of guy friends, this means she can relate to the opposite sex and you

-Goes out every night to party, this shows that she isn't a boring person and knows fun


You can't be serious?
Reply 5
but can she pound yam?
Original post by MrMiscer
Perfect wife material:

-Born and raised at least 10 years in a single mother household, this shows how tough she is

-At least 10+ partners, this shows that she is experienced in the bed

-Lots of makeup everyday, this shows that she likes to take care of herself

-Likes to nag and demand you buy her stuff, this shows that she has good taste in things

-Over 30, this shows she is wise and knows the ropes of life

-Extremely active on social media, this shows how normal she is

-Have at least 1 kid, this shows she can be a good mother

-Lots of guy friends, this means she can relate to the opposite sex and you

-Goes out every night to party, this shows that she isn't a boring person and knows fun


If you take all them points, then do the opposite, then yes, wife material
Reply 7
Original post by desdemonata
Just being a mum makes you a good one? You can demand any inane bull**** you want because it still means you have good taste? :rofl:

You tried so hard :bigsmile:


You tried so hard too, but failed to spot a joke :rolleyes: :rofl: :hahaha:
Original post by eternaforest
^^^^^^this

if she can 360 fakie off the top for game winning kill cam shes a keeper <3

^^ What more can I say?

Original post by MrMiscer
gamer girls tho

No not just gamer girls :colonhash:

We're talking about the ones that can 360 noscope at the very least...

not just any girl that plays games :colonhash:
Brightly coloured hair. Shows what a unique special snowflake she is.

Avid feminist. Shows how intellectual and free thinking she is.
Reply 10
Original post by kieran12321LFC
If you take all them points, then do the opposite, then yes, wife material


this guy gets it
Original post by MrsSheldonCooper
You can't be serious?

He's not obv, thus my stupid reply to his OP.

Original post by Tai Ga
but can she pound yam?

:rofl:
Reply 12
Original post by JustAPrankBro
Brightly coloured hair. Shows what a unique special snowflake she is.

Avid feminist. Shows how intellectual and free thinking she is.


hnnnnnng
Original post by MrMiscer
You tried so hard too, but failed to spot a joke :rolleyes: :rofl: :hahaha:


Actually, I was pointing out that these are non-sequiturs that you've pulled out of your behind :K:

I didn't even point out that "being a good mother" and "going out partying every night" are usually mutually exclusive things.
Reply 14
put her in the washing machine
if the colour don't bleed she's good!!
Reply 15
Can make round Rotis

@xxAminah
Reply 16
Original post by Axel Johann
^^ What more can I say?


No not just gamer girls :colonhash:

We're talking about the ones that can 360 noscope at the very least...

not just any girl that plays games :colonhash:


this. repped

:colonhash:
Original post by eternaforest
And at the very least pull off cross-the-map throwing knifes on S&D

Bah, that's so obvious I didn't even need to type that in my post.

use of Noobtubes == automatic turn off
Knows how to give oral,
Can cook,
Can iron,
Works and can provide for herself,
Can drive,
Intelligent,
Street smart
Reply 19
A peng ting, ygm.

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