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What's your favourite anti-joke?

Jokes that aren't jokes but are still jokes and that are funny because they're not funny... I think.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers.

Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done.

Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.
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Milzime
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roses are red
violets are blue
I have a gun
get in the van
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Maz A
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Original post by GennyLion
Jokes that aren't jokes but are still jokes and that are funny because they're not funny... I think.


(intentionally bad)

Two cows standing in a field one says 'MOO', the other does the same thing
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ZuluK
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Why are pirates called pirates?

Spoiler

Why was Sarah crying?

Because everyone was throwing bricks at her

Why did Billy fall off his bike?

Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing.
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ZuluK
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Why was the girl running around her bed?

Spoiler

Original post by ZuluK
Why are pirates called pirates?

Spoiler



That's not an anti joke :frown: That's an actual joke.
Original post by ZuluK
Why are pirates called pirates?

Spoiler


A man walks into a bar. He was hurt.




Knock, knock!

Who is there?

To.

To who?

No, to whom.
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z33
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Did you hear about the guy who fell asleep during The Force Awakens?
He was embracing his Darth side
- Rhett McLaughlin 2016

:lol: :lol: :lol:
AG is the best.

Spoiler

why did the girl cross the road? Because I was following her.
Is there a hole in your shoe?

No

The how did you get your foot into it?
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ZuluK
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Original post by Butternuts96
That's not an anti joke :frown: That's an actual joke.


🙈 lol it's still a joke that's really lame that you have to laugh 😂😂
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Rk2k14
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

Why did Sarah fall off the climbing frame?

Spoiler


Knock Knock?
Who's there?

Spoiler

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ruby420
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Original post by Zargabaath
Why did Sarah fall off the climbing frame?

Spoiler

Knock Knock?
Who's there?

Spoiler



:rofl:

What do you call a kid with no arms?

Names.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

His wife had left the washing hung out. Admittedly his dyslexia was pretty irrelevant to the situation.
Original post by ruby420
:rofl:

What do you call a kid with no arms?

Names.


Lmao

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