What is your definition of a real man?
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Original post by BlackSweetness
Now this is what a real man is!
To add, a hetrosexual man.
To add, a hetrosexual man.
You're obsessed with being heterosexual, get a ****ing grip
Original post by BrokenLife
Aww thank you.
No, it wasn't patronising. 
Are you doing law?
No, it wasn't patronising. Are you doing law?
What gave you that impression?
Original post by Captain Jack
"@Pickles"
It was by @BlackSweetness
Real man? All men are real, no such thing as a fake man.
Original post by stefano865
What gave you that impression?
What gave you that impression?
I know someone in tsr with your name who does law. I've only interacted with him like once so I though perhaps its you.
Original post by Helpmepickone
thanks bae
and ur my princess
and ur my princess
Spoiler
Original post by BrokenLife
I know someone in tsr with your name who does law. I've only interacted with him like once so I though perhaps its you.
Oh ok.
One or two good points, but other than that these articles are idealistic drivel.
Original post by Hydeman
One or two good points, but other than that these articles are idealistic drivel.
Agree.
Original post by Gorilla Demon
You're a complete ****ing joke of a human and the cancer of this site. Going around begging for others to vote on you as the 'funniest' member, you're just one of those people who need to disappear already, you're not funny at all.
What's more sad is that you edit your posts in hopes of getting reps or trying to appear more funny.
What's more sad is that you edit your posts in hopes of getting reps or trying to appear more funny.
SAVAGE
Original post by BrokenLife
A man is he who can understand me. A man is he who understand my feelings or at least try to understand them. A man is he who is gentle with his words most of the time, sure we all lose our tempers at one point. A man is he who can respect me. A man is he who can understand the fact that I can be moody at times, perhaps needy as well. I know its nit the best trait but we're all humans. A man is he who doesn't get tired of me or perhaps accepts me as I am. A man is he who values my feelings.
You say this is what you want! All girls say this is what they want, but theyll really go for the level 3 btec sport who couldnt five a flying **** how they feel.
Women are strange creatures
Original post by Beat
You're obsessed with being heterosexual, get a ****ing grip
Society is obsessesed with homosexuals! You get a grip!
Being hetrosexual is the norm as it should be
Original post by BlackSweetness
Society is obsessesed with homosexuals! You get a grip!
Being hetrosexual is the norm as it should be
Being hetrosexual is the norm as it should be
Original post by Team Punishment.
I'm an Alpha male.
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.
I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner
Sorry to break this to you, but this isn't the definition of 'Alpha male'.
I'd say 'Womaniser' is more accurate.
Has loads of money, big muscles, fights bears on the side of mountains
Original post by Dick Diamonds
Has loads of money, big muscles, fights bears on the side of mountains
Putin?
Original post by The_Internet
Putin?
That's so awkward
Welp, I'm definitely not average at all, so my opinion would certainly not fully resonate with anyone's, really..
But yeah, to start, a man must be an intellectual. He must be capable of having fun through intellectual pursuits, think about all that it is to be human, know how the world around him works (to better protect and help those he loves), know how to be open minded and yet not gullible, and how to understand and comfort people. And, rather more controversially, be celibate. It shows an immense capacity of self restraint and honor.
Second, a man should be physically powerful. No matter how important it is to be intelligent and a good person, this has a special place in the CV of a 'real' man. I don't know if it's my obsession with powerlifting/armwrestling/'manliness' or not, but I think that a man with immense physical strength is one that understands what hard work and physical pain is, and how to control it. Mind and body. And of course, it would also mean he would be capable of protecting family and friends, although that is less crucial nowadays. (read: must be able to fistfight bears 1v2)
Disclaimer: narcissism miiight have hugely biased my opinion of what a real man should be like.
But yeah, to start, a man must be an intellectual. He must be capable of having fun through intellectual pursuits, think about all that it is to be human, know how the world around him works (to better protect and help those he loves), know how to be open minded and yet not gullible, and how to understand and comfort people. And, rather more controversially, be celibate. It shows an immense capacity of self restraint and honor.
Second, a man should be physically powerful. No matter how important it is to be intelligent and a good person, this has a special place in the CV of a 'real' man. I don't know if it's my obsession with powerlifting/armwrestling/'manliness' or not, but I think that a man with immense physical strength is one that understands what hard work and physical pain is, and how to control it. Mind and body. And of course, it would also mean he would be capable of protecting family and friends, although that is less crucial nowadays. (read: must be able to fistfight bears 1v2)
Disclaimer: narcissism miiight have hugely biased my opinion of what a real man should be like.
(edited 8 years ago)
Gentle,caring,dominant male who is not a douche
Original post by Caius Filimon
Welp, I'm definitely not average at all, so my opinion would certainly not fully resonate with anyone's, really..
But yeah, to start, a man must be an intellectual. He must be capable of having fun through intellectual pursuits, think about all that it is to be human, know how the world around him works (to better protect and help those he loves), know how to be open minded and yet not gullible, and how to understand and comfort people. And, rather more controversially, be celibate. It shows an immense capacity of self restraint and honor.
Second, a man should be physically powerful. No matter how important it is to be intelligent and a good person, this has a special place in the CV of a 'real' man. I don't know if it's my obsession with powerlifting/armwrestling/'manliness' or not, but I think that a man with immense physical strength is one that understands what hard work and physical pain is, and how to control it. Mind and body. And of course, it would also mean he would be capable of protecting family and friends, although that is less crucial nowadays. (read: must be able to fistfight bears 1v2)
Disclaimer: narcissism miiight have hugely biased my opinion of what a real man should be like.
But yeah, to start, a man must be an intellectual. He must be capable of having fun through intellectual pursuits, think about all that it is to be human, know how the world around him works (to better protect and help those he loves), know how to be open minded and yet not gullible, and how to understand and comfort people. And, rather more controversially, be celibate. It shows an immense capacity of self restraint and honor.
Second, a man should be physically powerful. No matter how important it is to be intelligent and a good person, this has a special place in the CV of a 'real' man. I don't know if it's my obsession with powerlifting/armwrestling/'manliness' or not, but I think that a man with immense physical strength is one that understands what hard work and physical pain is, and how to control it. Mind and body. And of course, it would also mean he would be capable of protecting family and friends, although that is less crucial nowadays. (read: must be able to fistfight bears 1v2)
Disclaimer: narcissism miiight have hugely biased my opinion of what a real man should be like.
Zyzz is worth looking at. His head, features, shoulders, and torso have a size that attracts attention; their proportions to each other made an effect which in any male at any place would justify more than the term handsome - in his later years, he is likely to become to be known beyond his local world, the word "Roman" will be used in descriptions of him.
His legs bore out the striking and agreeable proportions of his body; and his lightness on his feet, his erectness, his easy bearing, add to the impression of physical grace and virility. His suppleness, combined with his bigness of frame, and his large, wide-set rather glowing eyes, heavy black hair, and markedly bronze complexion give him some of the handsomeness of an Indian. His courtesy as he surrenders bodybuilding advice to fellow miscer's suggests genuine friendliness towards all mankind. His voice is noticeably resonant, masculine, warm. His pleasure in the attentions of the bootblack's whisk reflect a consciousness about clothes unusual in an Australian man. His manner, as he bestows a tip suggested generous good-nature, a wish to give pleasure, based on physical well-being and a sincere kindliness of heart.
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