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Guys: Test to see if you're Alpha
http://i.imgur.com/7zIsl.png
Count how many of these apply to you. For every one on the beta list you deduct 1 point, and for every one on the alpha list you add a point.
Scores:
Less than -5 = Omega
-5 to - 3 = beta as f***
-2, - 1 = beta
0 = average joe
More than 4 = above average
More than 8 = semi-alpha
More than 16 = ALPHA MASTER RACE
Be honest and post your true score if you have the balls.
I dont know what "buildmode" or "ottermode" mean, so ignore those two squares.
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Count how many of these apply to you. For every one on the beta list you deduct 1 point, and for every one on the alpha list you add a point.
Scores:
Less than -5 = Omega
-5 to - 3 = beta as f***
-2, - 1 = beta
0 = average joe
More than 4 = above average
More than 8 = semi-alpha
More than 16 = ALPHA MASTER RACE
Be honest and post your true score if you have the balls.
I dont know what "buildmode" or "ottermode" mean, so ignore those two squares.
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(edited 8 years ago)
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I'm the most Alpha on this site, haters back off!
Original post by alkaline.
lmao this grid is so wierd
is this how males rate themselves/ each other?
is this how males rate themselves/ each other?
A wild beta approaches...
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Original post by Diabolus
im not even male ffs
ur beta for even making this thread, alpha males don't give a f**k what other males are
n fyi ottermode/buildmode are body definitions
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by alkaline.
im not even male ffs
ur beta for even making this thread, alpha males don't give a f**k what other males are
ur beta for even making this thread, alpha males don't give a f**k what other males are
Cant see your sex on the mobile app.
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it's kinda beta to measure your self worth on ******** like this, are you that insecure?
if you have to do a test to see if you're 'alpha', then you're beta
Original post by ivy.98
got alpha master race, was expecting that anyway 
The test does not apply to women.
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Original post by Diabolus
Shhh..
Original post by Diabolus
Where's the test for women? I'm curious to see how I would measure up
There is no test for women.
Even if there was an alpha/beta dynamic for women it would be completely different.
If you ask me the most alpha women are the ones who use the pussy power to get the most sh*t for the least effort.
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Even if there was an alpha/beta dynamic for women it would be completely different.
If you ask me the most alpha women are the ones who use the pussy power to get the most sh*t for the least effort.
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Original post by Inexorably
Oh jeez, stop polluting TSR with even more alpha/beta rubbish than currently exists.
Clear beta in denial.
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Original post by Diabolus
There is no test for women.
Even if there was an alpha/beta dynamic for women it would be completely different.
If you ask me the most alpha women are the ones who use the pussy power to get the most sh*t for the least effort.
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Even if there was an alpha/beta dynamic for women it would be completely different.
If you ask me the most alpha women are the ones who use the pussy power to get the most sh*t for the least effort.
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So the sluts that sleep with your boss to get a pay raise basically?
Original post by queen-bee
I usually perform my own rigorous tests to see if the guy is alpha
Like what? (actually interested if you're serious)
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Im quite Alpha! Im a built black man, what can i say! 
On what version of Earth does having over 300 friends gain you alpha points?
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