Ask a guy who regularly lies anything

well aren't u a speshul shnowflake

How much money do you have?

You mad I can lie effortlessly? If people found out about my lies, they would just straight up laugh because of how easily they were deceived

at least at I can get girls with lying

You mean without lying...

You mean without lying...

i cannot BELIEVE i misclicked rep on this post and wasted my rep for you I shall remain watchful and schedule a PRSOM

wat?

I accidentally repped you at the wrong time

hahaha....oh

Ouch you're making me regretful of my apology now

oh you were saving one of your reps for me! how sweet

Despite my constant lying, I'm not a pathological liar, nor am I two-faced.

I lie to make other people feel sorry for me. Just the other day, I insulted this guy in front of a girl I'm attracted, she then got upset about it.

In the next few days I kept telling her lies and gradually made myself out to be the victim in the situation, and now she feels sorry for me, and has now asked to "get to know me".

Discuss.

sorry homeland

How many threads do you make a day?! -.-