The Super Hyper Mega Secret Society

(these are smilies BTW, while UK-L can't display them....)

This is the super hyper mega secret society thread.
Although i'd usually hate the idea, i'm not in the mood to be the usual me, so anyway...

The point is, nobody outside of the super hyper mega secret society must know what the point of it is.

Its a secret (winking smilie).

Right thats it, I think its about time we had a rip-off of this rip-off! This society isnt nearly secret enough, so I'm starting a Super-Dooper-Hyper-Mega-Omni-Secret Society. If anyone wants to join you have to find out the secret way of joining which is only known by other members. No members know who any other members are, and many of the members dont even know they are in the society because it is so secret. In fact, the society is so secret that it is doubted by many that it even exists. But it does! It even has a secret handshake, which is so secret that not one of the members knows it.

So who fancies taking the entrance exams?

Well, he said he would start a new society, even more secretive and inaccessable than even the Nationwide Building Society. So that kind of rules you out as founder.

But if many of the members don't even know they are in the society, then I could be co-founder, and I'd never know...

Contact a member for instructions on how to join.

I'd like to join please, I'm intrigued..

How can you be sure you've never joined before?

I'll avoid making a Matrix type comment here...

I don't think this society is super, hyper or mega secret enough! Maybe it should be like g-mail where you have to have an invitation from the founder (who has to have a random e-mail from somewhere stating they're the founder...), and then people can start selling invitations on eBay!

Because unless you can get a penguin, it's surely not worth selling the invite...

A valid point. Also harsh on my plan! *Depressed*
Mooses rule btw, but now I'm just being random.

Mooses rule for the fact that there are signs on the motorway telling you to be weary of them. I mean... how thoroughly English can anywhere get. I saw a Beware of the Moose sign, and a few miles later I saw a sign that, from the point of view of someone who doesn't know the highway code, looked like "Beware of the Elderly". Same sign as the moose, but with old people instead... fairly mysterious I felt.

It is rather.

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...I'm scared of you now...